2025 Detroit Santarchy

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As of now, we have 40 people across our network confirmed for Santarchy tomorrow. This event is famously chaotic. I will do what I can to manage flow and coordination, but make no mistake: this is not a polished pub crawl. It’s irreverent, loud, unpredictable, and unapologetically wild. If you’re looking for orderly bar-hopping, this isn’t it. Expect the unexpected.
Game plan: we will start at The Brooklyn, select a bus, and move through the circuit from there.
With a group this size, everyone needs to stay aware, look out for one another, and communicate when necessary. We’ll have a great time, and it’s completely fine if smaller groups branch off as the night unfolds — that’s part of the experience.
Come prepared. Stay sharp. Let’s have fun.
Here is some very important information:

| Item | Description | Action Item |
| ---- | ----------- | ----------- |
| Santarchy WhatsApp Chat | PRIMARY COMMUNICATION CHAT ROOM- PLEASE JOIN | WhatsApp chat for Santarchy. Please join this before anything else - it's our lifeline!! |
| (810) 447-5116 | Autumn's Cell | This is an important backup to WhatsApp - Please store my number and send me a text with your name so we can communicate tomorrow if needed. |
| $30 cash | Cost of Ticket | BRING CASH |
| The Brooklyn | Starting point | Arrive here at 7 PM and look for me - I'll post the location on WhatsApp. I will communicate where I am standing in the room when I get there. See map below. 2000 Brooklyn St Detroit |
| Satellite pickup (Optional) | Metro Detroit pickup locations that will bus you to The Brooklyn at 7 | I am not doing this, but if you want to have a bus pick you up at 6:30 near your location instead of driving to The Brooklyn, please visit the link to see if there is a satellite location near you (http://detroitsantarchy.net/detroit-santarchy-2025/). They only have one run back to the satellite locations at 1 AM so if you need to get to your car before that you will need to get an Uber |

Autumn
Grab your Santa costumes, It’s time for Detroit Santarchy! This is the most chaotic, hilarious, over-the-top holiday bar crawl of the season. Throw on your Santa suit, elf ears, reindeer onesie, or whatever festive madness you’ve got, and hit the town with us for a night of pure holiday mischief.

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Expect big crowds, outrageous outfits, loud laughs, and the kind of night where you suddenly find yourself taking pictures with ten strangers dressed as off-brand Grinches. This is Detroit’s annual tradition of controlled holiday chaos, and it’s always a wild one.
We’ll start together, get our first drinks in, and then blend into the Santarchy flow as it moves from bar to bar. You can stay with the group, bounce around, or follow the crowd — the whole point is to just have fun and not take the night too seriously.

📅 Date: December 20, 2025
⏰ Time: 7 PM
📍 Starting Point: TBD - they haven't announced it yet but somewhere in Detroit
👗 Dress Code: Full holiday ridiculousness — Santa suits, elves, reindeer, candy canes, gingerbread, whatever. The louder and more festive, the better.
💸 Cost: Whatever you spend on drinks / snacks
🚗 Logistics: buses will be on a circuit so we don't have to walk or drive between bars

We did this last year and it was a BLAST. This was very much an over 40 crowd. Come ready to laugh, drink, wander, and make questionable holiday memories with a crowd that knows how to have a good time. 🎅🔥