DevOps Engineers lost on the Danish heath

Wanderers of code and cloud, these DevOps Engineers have traded their server rooms for the windswept expanse of the Danish heath. Armed with only a half-charged laptop, a YubiKey, and questionable cell reception, they drift through a fog of YAML files and Helm charts, searching for signal—both network and spiritual. GitOps pipelines whisper through the reeds, and Prometheus metrics flicker like mirages on the horizon. They follow the call of the last known kubeconfig, hoping for a beacon: a Wi-Fi hotspot, an SRE meetup, or at least a container-friendly café. Until then, they practice CI/CD rituals by campfire light, muttering logs into the mist.