🎬✨ MOVIE NIGHT WITH NIBZ™: “New Movies You Might Have Missed!” ✨🎬

🎬✨ MOVIE NIGHT WITH NIBZ™: “New Movies You Might Have Missed!” ✨🎬
🗓️ Saturday Night | 🕖 Show starts when the popcorn’s hot
📍 The Dysfunctional Clubhouse (Living Room Edition)
🎟️ Admission: One sarcastic remark and a snack offering

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👋 Heya, weirdos and cinephiles! It’s your favorite pint-sized projector goblin, Nibz, here to tell ya: You’ve been bamboozled by the algorithm too long! While you were busy scrolling “Top 10 Must-Watch Reboots of Reboots,” a horde of actual new movies snuck right past you—and I caught ’em in my GoblinNet™.
So now, we’re screening ten gloriously chaotic, refreshingly strange, and possibly “accidentally genius” new films you probably didn’t see—but definitely should’ve.

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🎞️ The Lineup (as lovingly screamed by Nibz):

1. Sinners (2025)
   🗡️ Moody. Violent. Gorgeously unhinged. Think Seven meets Sin City… but with more eyeliner.
2. The Drop (2025)
   🧊 What starts as a quiet heist flick turns into an existential spiral with… snowmobiles?
3. Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
   ⛳ He’s back. He’s older. He still hits people with golf clubs. And yes, it’s real.
4. Brick (2025)
   🧱 Not the Rian Johnson one! This one's new, gritty, and possibly has a talking brick. No further comment.
5. Locked (2025)
   🔐 A whole thriller in a panic room. Tense as hell. Features a guy named Doug, which feels targeted.
6. The Amateur (2024)
   🎯 CIA meets “guy who just wants his wife back.” John Wick would be impressed.
7. Get Away (2025)
   🚙 Slasher meets vacation comedy. Surprisingly heartfelt. Suspiciously blood-soaked.
8. In the Lost Lands (2024)
   🐺 Milla Jovovich. Dave Bautista. Fantasy wilderness. What more do you animals want?
9. Death of a Unicorn (2024)
   🦄 Paul Rudd. Jenna Ortega. Roadkill unicorn. It’s like Little Miss Sunshine on acid.
10. Moose (2025)
    🫎 A group of teens hits a moose with their car… and then it gets back up.
    🎒 Yes, the moose holds a grudge.
    🪓 Yes, the moose uses tools.
    😱 Yes, it knows what you did last summer.
    🍿 No, I am not sober enough for this.

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🍿 Bring snacks. Bring sass. Maybe even bring a unicorn (just don’t hit it with your car).
📽️ Projector fires up at dusk. Nibz will be yelling from a beanbag chair.