The Bachelorette | Yacht Party Edition

Gosh darn it, where are all the decent single men in this town? 😩 I keep matching with attractive projects—you know, the unemployed “entrepreneur” / "influencer" 💸

Girlfriend, I upgraded my strategy 💅 I went to a singles yacht party 🛥️✨ Not only did I get in for free (because apparently chivalry is alive… ), but I also met actual grown men—kind, generous, employed… revolutionary stuff 🙌

Add in some ambient vibes 🌅 and pumping disco music 🪩🎶, and honestly? It’s a win/win

Anyway, I’ll be on a boat, living my best life 🥂 You can join us here: https://eseek.app/yachtparty