TTRPG One-Shot: Uncaging Nicholas

Welcome, all Nic Cages and Nicolas Copollas, all Ghost Riders, Spider-Men Noirs and Big Daddies alike, to the Nicolverse!
Play members of the Nic Retrieval Unit, a task force dedicated in finding lost Nic Cages and returning them to their home dimensions, as you try and locate a particularly unstable Nic that often tends to wander away from home: Vampire's Kiss Nic. You thankfully aren't starting from scratch, a there is however, good news and bad news regarding his whereabouts. The good news is that he was spotted by a fellow Nic in a version of The Dungeon recently, your favorite bar in your favorite city of New Orleans. The bad news, however, is that this particular version of New Orleans is the one from the movie Renfield, and is home to a very powerful Nic that doesn't play nice with the Council of Nics: Count Dracula Nic!
Will you find and save Vampire's Kiss Nic, or will you all perish, never to rage and Cage ever again?
This game will be using an indie made joke TTRPG Zine and requires no preparation from the players besides a favorite Nicolas Cage film, a set of dice and the 2 dollar meetup fee by cash or eTransfer.