☠️ Sadist Sundays! - 8.3mi @ City of Bridges!👹 1 of 10

WHEN: Sunday, April 5th, 2026
TIME: 10:15am - 1:15pm
WHERE: Gravel Lot (2264 SE Water Ave.)
DISTANCE: +/- 8.3mi* - 13.36km*

ELEVATION: +/- 340ft* - 103.6m*

PACE: +/- 3mph* - 4.8kph - Moving Average

DIFFICULTY: Moderate (somewhat challenging pace/moderate distance/easy elevation)
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DURATION: +/- 3hrs*

🔥Sadist Sundays: Conditioning Series 🔥

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👺 Are you ready to ‘hurt so good’ and push your personal limits?
Get ready for the Sadist Sundays conditioning series, the ultimate test of endurance, strength, and levity. Designed for those committed to improving their stamina and being patient with themselves and others, this series is not for the faint of heart, but together, anything is possible.

🦊 Why “Sadist Sundays”?
Because we can!
Don’t be such a prude, life’s too short.
This ten week series has one goal in mind: to get stronger, faster, and more conditioned, while tackling some intense and rewarding hikes in the area. Whether you’re attempting a monumental challenge like a 30mi hike, pushing yourself to the next level, or wish to support those that are, this series will leave you dripping with sweaty satisfaction.🤌🏽

Expect heart pumping inclines, deliciously long distances, and jolly good company, all while absorbing the beauty of our the Beautiful city we call home. And remember, we move as fast as we can manage together, because that’s how we get better, together. 💪🏽
Pace & Difficulty: This is for people who are ready to move. We’ll aim for an average pace around 3mph. This is a moderately quick pace with consistent challenges along the way. 🥾
Gradual Increase in Difficulty: These hikes are designed to steadily increase in difficulty. Elevation, distance, and speed will all ramp up over time. By the end of the series, your endurance should improve if you have pushed yourself appropriately and supplement with other varying activities (including adequate rest) throughout each week. 📈
Weight Challenge: If you do not consider this as difficult and you’re looking for a challenge, consider adding a weighted vest or backpack. 🏋🏽Please consider your abilities and be safe when adding weights. Consult a doctor before adding any substantial weights to your gear.
We promise it won’t be easy, but at least you’ll have somewhat decent company! 💀

**This event has**: Moderate Pace/Moderate Terrain/Easy Distance.

🚗🚙 I will not be organizing a carpool for this event. If you wish to carpool, please feel free to set that up in the event comments or be ready to take public transit.
🅿️ Large gravel parking lot at meetup location. Random street parking throughout.
Meet me near the building adjacent to the MAX lines and parking area.

**Parking Coordinates** (Portland): 45.50694° N, 122.66251° W 📍
**MeetUp Coordinates** (Portland): 45.50694° N, 122.66251° W 📍

🎒 Be Prepared
✅A positive attitude, sense of wonder, and desire to be part of a greater community ❤️
✅ Weather-appropriate clothing & adjustable layers 🧤
✅ Food, WATER, snacks 🥪💧
✅ Cannabis-friendly event, enjoy responsibly 🦉
✅ Leave valuables at home or secure them 🚫💍👜
✅ All metrics are estimates and may change ⚖️
✅ Community & respect; following event rules is mandatory

⚜️ Expectations 🔱
🚑 Safety Comes First
If you’re feeling under the weather, please skip this event.
📯 The Golden Rule
No one gets left behind. We hike as a cohesive unit from start to finish.

🤝 A Community Effort
By RSVP’ing, you agree to all Endorphin Drip Hiking Club Rules and Expectations listed on the Main Page and to Meetup’s Terms of Service.

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✨ Let’s hit the trails and make some memories together!🥾