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**For English see below** **Treffpunkt:** w3.hub, Möckernstrasse 120, 10963 Berlin 2\. OG\, hinterer Bereich **Unsere Eventreihe hat die Themen:** Die folgenden Workshops sind immer kostenlos und auf die gesamte Eventreihe verteilt. Wir werden es dir auch ermöglichen, dass du zu jedem Zeitpunkt in die Eventreihe einfach einsteigen kannst. Die Eventreihe endet mit dem letzten Termin, aber sie wird danach sofort von vorn beginnen und wir werden das Datum der Events dann anpassen. * 12.01.: Was ist Bitcoin eigentlich? * 26.01.: Workshop: Bitcoin senden und empfangen * 09.02.: Workshop: Bitcoin/ Bitcoin Passwort (Seed) sicher aufbewahren * 23.02.: Wo man Bitcoin kaufen könnte und auf was man achten sollte * 09.03.: Workshop: Bitcoin in Sekunden versenden (Lightning) * 23.03.: Bitcoin vererben * 06.04.: Warum nur Bitcoin - nicht Crypto * 20.04.: Workshop: Bitcoin spielerisch verstehen **Kontakt zu BBW:** * Telegram: https://t.me/+8nEA93930qowODky * Nostr: Bitcoin Beginner Workshops / npub1qtc6zmhaq6svkuny3r5h3n6wxel5cyzmwz7haygans36ee60l7vqgk2sxp **Anmeldungen:** Diese sind nicht erforderlich. Sollte es zu voll werden, werden wir aber Personen mit einer Anmeldungsbestätigung Vorrang geben. Teilt uns in eurer Anmeldung lediglich die Anzahl der Personen mit - keine weiteren Infos erforderlich: * meetup.com * Email: bbw@bitcoinexplained.de * Telegram: https://t.me/+8nEA93930qowODky * oder mündliche Absprache mit den Organisatoren für Folgeevents **Video** Dieses Event wird nicht aufgezeichnet und auch nicht irgendwo danach online verfügbar sein. **English** This event here is in German. The event "[ENG] Bitcoin Beginner Workshops - Explore Bitcoin" is in English and can be found under this link: https://www.meetup.com/bitcoin-lab-berlin **Privatsphäre** Die Teilnahme bei diesem Event verpflichtet dazu, dass die Privatsphäre von allen Personen gewahrt wird. Es dürfen keine Aufnahmen jeglicher Art gemacht oder verbreitet werden, wenn Personen dabei erkenntlich sind. Das bezieht sich auf das Event ansich, die Zeit davor und danach.

**Ice bathing together at Treptower Park and surroundings – regular & reliable ☀️❄️** Exact time and date - we schedule together! Meetup once a week! Hello everyone, I’m looking for a like-minded person (or a small group) who would like to go ice bathing together once a week on a regular basis – preferably at Treptower Park and the surrounding area. The day and time are flexible for me; what matters most to me is reliability and consistency. I’ve been ice bathing for several years and value this practice greatly: as an energising time in nature, as a shared act of overcoming oneself, and as something that is noticeably beneficial for both body and mind. For me, it has positive effects on health, sleep, and recovery – and it’s a wonderful way to start the next week feeling light, uplifted, and content. After four years, my previous ice-bathing partner is unfortunately no longer able to join, so I’m now happy to meet new people. I’m open and enjoy coordinating flexibly. If you already have experience, or if you’re curious and would like to try it out in a committed way, feel free to get in touch. I’m looking forward to the exchange and to arriving together in the cold water. Warm regards, Till

Join us for a writing on the train trip to Lutherstadt Wittenberg (1hr 27m). Leave Berlin Hauptbahnhof at 10:40am, Platform 2 - B Arrive Lutherstadt Wittenberg Hbf at 12:07pm, Pl. 4 Once there we'll walk for a bit, find a cafe. We'll return on the train at 14:52 to Berlin, arriving at 16:19. Feel free to also read on the train.

**Please be on time. No-show is a no-go!** After the event we can grab a coffee or some food. The Wrangelkiez ( is a densely populated residential neighborhood in eastern Kreuzberg, located right on the border with Friedrichshain and Treptow. The area is bounded by Skalitzer Straße and Görlitzer Park, the Landwehr Canal, and the Spree River. What we can expect: ### Urban Texture & Street Life Wrangelkiez is densely populated, and you feel it immediately: * Narrow streets lined with **Altbau façades**, often decorated with layers of street art * Independent cafés, bars, and small shops spilling onto the sidewalks * A constant flow of locals, artists, families, and visitors For street photographers, this means **authentic, unscripted moments** everywhere—people chatting on stoops, cyclists weaving through traffic, musicians setting up in front of Spätis. ### Colors, Graffiti & Visual Chaos The area is famous for its **vibrant graffiti**, sticker-covered poles, and murals. Perfect for: * Texture shots * Urban detail photography * Contrasts between old architecture and modern subculture ### Water & Light With both the **Landwehrkanal** and the **Spree** at its edges, the neighborhood offers softer, more atmospheric scenes: * Golden-hour reflections on the water * Bridges with strong geometric lines * Quiet canal paths that contrast beautifully with the busy streets inside the Kiez

Bachata (the dance of our generation) is a social couple dance like Salsa - no choreography. The community in Berlin is active daily - you will meet a lot of open-minded people and make new friends quickly! Every Monday we have Bachata dance classes in Berlin - we are usually a group of around 20 people (95% beginners): 🕖 19:00 - class: Technique for Beginners+ (0-1+ years experience) • No partner needed (we switch). • You can start from zero in any of these classes! 📍 Adress: Klosterstraße 44 ([Google Maps Link](https://maps.app.goo.gl/5VGEqaVSy9xBCoHv9)) - near S+U Alexanderplatz • Entry: Entrance A, code: 5928# - 5th floor (500). • Price: 12€ per class. ✅ Dance teacher contact: [WhatsApp-group](https://chat.whatsapp.com/IWKPsid0cBDAUHCWKZNL2B) / [Instagram](https://instagram.com/mahir.bachata.berlin) 🇩🇪: Bachata (der Tanz unserer Generation) ist ein sozialer Paartanz wie Salsa - keine Choreographie. Die Bachata-Szene in Berlin ist groß und täglich aktiv - du wirst schnell viele offene Leute kennenlernen und neue Freundschaften schließen! Jeden Montag findet dieser Bachata Tanzkurs statt - wir sind meistens eine Gruppe von 20 Leuten (95% Anfänger): 🕖 19 Uhr - Kurs: Technik für Anfänger+ (0-1+ Jahre Erfahrung) • Kein Partner nötig (wir wechseln). • Du kannst in diesen Kursen jederzeit von null starten! 📍 Adresse: Klosterstraße 44 ([Google Maps Link](https://maps.app.goo.gl/5VGEqaVSy9xBCoHv9)) - Nähe S+U Alexanderplatz • Zugang: Eingang A, Code: 5928# - drinnen Knopf drücken links an der Tür. 5. Etage (500). • Preis: 12€ je Kurs. ✅ Tanzlehrer Kontakt: [WhatsApp-Gruppe](https://chat.whatsapp.com/IWKPsid0cBDAUHCWKZNL2B) / [Instagram](https://instagram.com/mahir.bachata.berlin) Schreib uns gerne eine Nachricht, wenn du offene Fragen hast! Wir freuen uns auf dich ❤

Join us for a thrilling and empowering Martial Arts Training hosted by the **Juk Cheon Do** \- Self Defense and Martial Arts group\! Our monday training is focused on **Grappling.** This event is perfect for adults looking to enhance their self-defense techniques, improve fitness, and learn this unique Korean German Martial Art. Whether you are a newbie or have experience in MMA Mixed Martial Arts, BJJ, Judo, Wrestling or Sambo, this training will offer valuable insights and practical training exercises to bring your skills to another level. Get ready to boost your confidence, strength, and agility while embracing the physical and mental challenges of this martial arts training and enjoy this fantastic opportunity to make new friends within the community of like-minded individuals who share a passion for martial arts. We are not a huge group and like to train in a nice atmosphere with each other. Everybody is welcome weather you are a total beginner or experienced martial artist, weather your are top fit or you want to be it. Don’t be afraid and never forget, everybody starts at one point as a beginner. Important is the will to start. So no excuses! Start today! And of course we are also open to females, males and whatever. Here everybody is equal to share the same fun and pain. ;) Languages: German, English, Korean, Japanese. If the door is closed or you can’t find us, please call me: 01781830004 !

Easter Monday carries a different kind of energy — somewhere between a long weekend, a fresh start, and the feeling that spring is finally here. This Social Butterfly Club Meetup brings that energy into a relaxed Monday evening. A space to connect, share conversations, and start the week with a bit more lightness and curiosity. 🌷 There might be a few small Easter surprises hidden around — nothing too serious, just a playful excuse to look around, smile, and maybe start a conversation with someone new. 🐣 Whether you’ve spent the weekend with people, by yourself, or somewhere in between — this is a chance to step back into the city and connect. ✨ Suggested Ice Breaker Question: “What has been a highlight of your long weekend?” Orga This meetup is donation based. Your contribution helps keep this community alive and is highly appreciated. You can either contribute in cash or via Buy me a Coffee: [https://buymeacoffee.com/butterflyradar](https://buymeacoffee.com/butterflyradar) Questions? Check our Meetup-FAQs: [https://socialbutterfly.berlin/meetup-faq/](https://socialbutterfly.berlin/meetup-faq/) Meet your host I’m Julia — a Berlin local who loves bringing people together. My path went from growing up in a dance school to studying philosophy to working in IT support, and somehow all of that led me here: hosting meetups and creating spaces where people can show up, relax, and connect. Insta [https://www.instagram.com/juwaberlin/](https://www.instagram.com/juwaberlin/) LinkedIn [https://www.linkedin.com/in/julia-waehnert/](https://www.linkedin.com/in/julia-waehnert/) About The Social Butterfly Club 🦋 is a Berlin-based community that has been bringing people together for over three years. Each gathering is part of a larger framework designed to help friendships grow through shared experiences in the city — with a long-term vision of turning Berlin itself into a shared, playful experience. Love the vibe? There’s a whole community waiting for you. 🦋 Join the Social Butterfly Club and experience Berlin together Join our Telegram Group: [https://t.me/+OnASVWZ7emhjYzEy](https://t.me/+OnASVWZ7emhjYzEy) Subscribe to our weekly newsletter: [https://socialbutterflyradar.substack.com/](https://socialbutterflyradar.substack.com/) 🌸 Support us with a monthly membership: Become a Founding Flutterer for 14.95€/month and help the Social Butterfly Club grow. Your support keeps the project alive and helps us continue creating spaces where people in Berlin can meet and connect. [https://steady.page/en/social-butterfly-club/](https://steady.page/en/social-butterfly-club/)

Hello Berliners, Join us for an insightful discussion and networking as we delve into the world of Bitcoin, Bitcoin mining and the broader trends shaping the Bitcoin ecosystem (including L2 developments) and **hyperbitcoinization**. Event will be on the second **Thursday** of the month! **Event Format:** Our event will adhere to the **Chatham House Rules**, ensuring confidentiality and encouraging open discussion. This format will enable you to engage with our expert speakers, ask questions, and network after the panel while respecting the confidentiality of discussions. Whether you're a seasoned Bitcoiner or a curious newcomer, this event offers a unique opportunity to expand your knowledge and connect with like-minded individuals. **Networking & Refreshments:** Enjoy networking opportunities with fellow attendees while sipping on refreshing drinks and indulging in small snacks. Share your thoughts, exchange ideas, and forge connections in a relaxed and inviting atmosphere. Reserve your spot now. We look forward to seeing you there! Denis, Arnab and Irina

**BitDevs Bitcoin Socratic Seminar Berlin @ c-base Raumstation** Join us for our monthly interactive **[Bitcoin Socratic Seminar](https://bitdevs.berlin)** in Berlin! We’ll start with pizza and beer (sponsored by [Ordimint.com](https://ordimint.com)), followed by deep-dive discussions on the most interesting *technical* developments in Bitcoin from the past month. Participation by everyone is highly encouraged! Our goal is to foster lively discussion, knowledge sharing, and debate. In the weeks leading up to the event, participants gather topics such as: * New research papers * New BIPs and BOLTs * Network statistics * Technical blog posts * Mailing list and Delving Bitcoin threads * Pull requests and updates from key repos (Bitcoin Core, LND, Core Lightning, Eclair, BDK, rust-bitcoin, LDK, Electrum, …) Each topic is briefly introduced by our moderators and then discussed before moving on. The full list of links will be published at [bitdevs.berlin](https://bitdevs.berlin) 1–2 days before the event — please review them in advance to get the most out of the discussion. **Important details:** * This event is highly technical — best suited for those with a solid grasp of Bitcoin internals. Curious newcomers are always very welcome, but expect in-depth conversations (see the former topics at [bitdevs.berlin](https://bitdevs.berlin)). * Chatham House Rule applies: you may share what was discussed, but not who said it. No livestream, no photos, no recordings. * The evening begins with food and networking; people often stay after the seminar to keep talking. **Co-hosted by:** * [Felix](https://x.com/FelixWeis) * [Freerk](https://x.com/freerko) * [Fabian](https://x.com/fjahr) For background on the idea of BitDevs Socratic Seminars, see [this article](https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/op-ed-want-to-learn-about-bitcoin-try-a-local-socratic-seminar).

Tauche ein in die Welt der Ballettfotografie: Gemeinsam mit Lolita und Denys entsteht ein Foto-Workshop, der die direkte Begegnung und fotografische Zusammenarbeit mit einem Tanz-Duo in den Mittelpunkt stellt. Im Fokus stehen ausdrucksstarke Motive einzeln und zu zweit sowie Einblicke in den Berufsalltag von professionellen Bühnentänzerinnen und -tänzern. Bei diesem Workshop arbeiten wir mit einer Auswahl verschiedener Kostüme. **Was dich erwartet** Bei diesem Workshop habt ihr die Gelegenheit, das Gelernte direkt auszuprobieren, Fotos zu machen und Feedback zu bekommen. Inhalte auf die wir uns konzentrieren, sind: * Grundlagen und Feinheiten der klassischen und modernen Balletttechnik – verständlich erklärt und aus fotografischer Perspektive gedacht * Zusammenarbeit mit Tänzerinnen und Tänzern: Was du im Umgang mit Profis wie Lolita und Denys wissen musst * Fototechniken und Perspektiven speziell für die Inszenierung von professionellem Ballett * Kreativität und Moderne trifft Ballett: 3h bieten viel Raum für Abwechslung - ob Kostümwechsel, anderes Licht oder eigene Ideen, hier seid auch ihr gefragt! :) **Über Lolita und Denys** Lolita und Denys sind staatlich ausgebildete und geprüfte Balletttänzer. Beide absolvierten ihre Ausbildung an der Staatlichen Ballettschule Berlin und sind seit mehreren Jahren an der Musikalischen Komödie der Oper Leipzig engagiert. Neben ihrer fundierten klassischen Ballettausbildung verfügen sie über ein breites Repertoire und sind ebenso im modernen sowie zeitgenössischen Tanz vielseitig versiert. Seit nunmehr fast neun Jahren widmen sie sich zudem intensiv der Tanzfotografie und standen unzählige Male für Foto- und Videoaufnahmen verschiedenster Art vor der Kamera. Die gemeinsame Reise in die Welt der Tanzfotografie begann 2018 zusammen mit Carolin. Seither verbindet sie eine enge und kreative Zusammenarbeit, die sie mit großer Leidenschaft fortführen. **Die Location** Das Reel2Reel Studio in Berlin-Reinickendorf bietet uns einen kreativen Raum mit vielen verschiedenen Möglichkeiten der Lichtsetzung - ob Tageslicht oder künstlichem Dauerlicht und auf Wunsch auch in Farbe. Hier können wir uns in jedem Fall gemeinsam austoben. Kaffee und Tee ist inklusive. Das Studio ist mit den öffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln über S Wilhelmsruh (S1, S8) über U Residenzstraße (U8) oder mit dem 122er Bus über Kopenhagener Str./ Flottenstr. gut zu erreichen. **Was sonst noch wichtig ist** * Dauer: 3 Stunden * Ort: Reel2Reel Studio - Flottenstr. 50-53, 13407 Berlin-Reinickendorf * Datum und Uhrzeit: Samstag 11\.04\.2026 \| 12\-15 Uhr * Models: Lolita + Denys * Preis: 150€ >>> **Gebührenfrei buchbar [hier](https://payhip.com/b/ARr0u)** * Max. Anzahl Teilnehmer:innen: 10 Ideal für Fotograf:innen mit Interesse an Bewegung, Ästhetik und Kunst. Vorkenntnisse sind kein Muss. Trotz Kulanz kann der Buchungspreis unter Angaben von Gründen nur bis spätestens zwei Wochen vor dem Event erstattet werden. Hintergrund sind entstehende Kosten und Planungssicherheit für unsere Tänzer:innen sowie die Location. **Was Du mitbringen solltest:** * Kamera + Objektiv für Tageslicht/Indoor Fotografie * Kamera mit Highspeed Serienfunktion (empfohlen) * lichtstarkes Objektiv und guter Autofokus von Vorteil *Fotos:Carolin Thiergart + Kate von @berlininpixeln (Instagram) beim Workshop mit Sigma Deutschland am 23.08.2025*

Back in August, we explored how Design Thinking can help us uncover and validate the right problems. But even when we agree on what to build, things often go wrong, not because of bad solutions, but because we don’t fully understand what the problem actually means in practice. In this session, we’ll build on that idea and focus on the next step: turning vague ideas into something concrete, shared, and testable. Using Example Mapping - a lightweight technique from Behaviour-Driven Development (BDD) - we’ll work in small groups to: * Break down a feature into rules, examples, and questions * Surface hidden assumptions and edge cases * Align on what the behaviour of a system should actually look like If the previous session was about finding the right problem, this one is about understanding it well enough to build it right. This is a hands-on workshop. Be prepared to participate fully and add to the energy of the room. Looking forward to seeing you there!

- German below -
Please bring clean indoor shoes with you to the location <3 The event fee varies between 5 to 10 Euros. 
Hey You!
On this Friday I will teach you a few basic steps of shuffling. We will break down the steps, in your time, in your style.
We will explore your own flow of your body to different kinds of music and how we can use it in shuffling. I want to create a safe space for everyone who is just starting their shuffle journey or is already on the path. 
Address:
Milastraße 4
10437 Berlin
“Aziza-tanzt Tanzschule” 
Hallo Du!
Diesen Freitag möchte ich Dir ein paar Basic-Schritte vom Shufflen zeigen. Wir werden die Schritte langsam durchgehen, in deiner Zeit, in deinem Tempo.
Wir werden den eigenen Flow entdecken und wie Du deinen Körper zu verschiedner Musik im Shufflen integrieren kannst.
Ich möchte für jede Person einen Safe-Space erschaffen, egal ob Du ganz Neu bist oder schon etwas gelernt hast. 
Adresse:
Milastraße 4
10437 Berlin
“Aziza-tanzt Tanzschule”

Du willst cool aussehen, wie du über den Boden schwebst oder einfach die Basics für Shuffle (Cutting shapes) lernen? Dann komm vorbei! 👟💥 Level: Beginner/Intermediate 🙋🏽‍♂️ Teacher: Chris (🇩🇪/🇬🇧) 💰 Price: 15,-€ 💶 Payment: PayPal (QR Code) / Cash Pay in person - payment upon arrival (PayPal QR Code)

Join our Backgammon Meetup to play, socialize, and enjoy this classic game! Everyone’s welcome! Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced player. Expect fun, friendly games, laughter, and new friends. 👉 Please RSVP only if you plan to attend. 👉 Bring your own set if you have one. *** **How to Play (Quick Guide):** * Each player has 15 checkers and moves them toward their home board. * Dice rolls decide how many spaces you can move. * Land on an opponent’s single checker to send it to the bar. * Once all your checkers are home, start bearing off (removing them). * First to remove all checkers wins! *** **Fun Fact:** The Origin of Backgammon: Backgammon is one of the oldest known board games, with roots deeply embedded in the ancient civilisations of Mesopotamia. But it is in Persia, where the game truly flourished and evolved into what we now know as 'Takhte Nard'. Archaeological findings suggest that early forms of backgammon were played in Iran over 5,000 years ago. Artifacts such as game boards and dice have been discovered in sites like 'Shahr-e Sukhteh' (The Burnt City), indicating the game’s ancient origins.

The Humanist Monthly Program is our longest running event and still a community favorite. In the old days it used to be called "Going to HCCO" and we still like to think of it as our flagship event. We will be hearing from Becca Powell, Director of Advocacy and Outreach at Unchained At Last, an organization whose mission is dedication to ending forced and child marriage in the United States through direct services and systems change. Unchained At Last's mission clearly meshes and addresses several of our Humanist Ten Commitments. Becca will educate us about an issue many of us may not be familiar with--but should be. Food and drinks will be provided at the event. Feel free to show up a little bit early to hang out and talk. Going forward our meetings will be hybrid. You can meet us in-person or attend online Join Zoom Meeting [https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87836564953?pwd=4Mi57ElZkDIFlb1fnlNwOJ0NiOK4tP.1](https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87836564953?pwd=4Mi57ElZkDIFlb1fnlNwOJ0NiOK4tP.1) Meeting ID: 878 3656 4953 Passcode: 760812 One tap mobile +19292056099,,87836564953#,,,,\*760812# US (New York) +13017158592,,87836564953#,,,,\*760812# US (Washington DC) The formal presentation will start at noon

Come out to Improving for our monthly iOS and Mac meetings. This Month's Presentation: Nothing yet. (You should volunteer). What is Cocoaheads (http://cocoaheads.org/)? CocoaHeads is a group devoted to discussion of Apple Computer's Cocoa Framework for programming on MacOS X and iOS (including the iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch). During monthly meetings, members present on their projects and offer tutorials on various programming topics. What is BuckeyeCocoa (http://buckeyecocoa.org/)? BuckeyeCocoa is a group of Objective-C/Swift developers/enthusiasts. We host monthly Cocoaheads and near-weekly NSCoder meetings in Columbus, Ohio. The meetings are free to attend. Presentations! Presenters welcome! We are always in need of people willing to present material. Any Swift and/or Objective-C related topic is welcome. Times can be 5 minutes (i.e. lightning talks) to a maximum of 2 hours. Interested? Contact info is on the BuckeyeCocoa website. To volunteer for a presentation contact us at @BuckeyeCocoa on Twitter. Follow us on Twitter! @BuckeyeCocoa (https://twitter.com/#!/Buckeyecocoa/) For more information: http://buckeyecocoa.org/

http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/a/9/6/600_348310902.jpeg Instructor - Crow, HPS Class fee is $30 at the door or approved exchange RSVP with Advance pay of $25 (discounted) by PayPal on the web or by contacting Enchanted Elements (614) 437-2642. Reservations made directly to Enchanted Elements will be added to the class list manually not online. Private Instruction ~ Closed to the Public ~ Initiated Members Only Please come prepared for ritual. Blessings ~ Crow

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

AI is changing how art is made. But when does it stop being your work and start being the machine’s? This month we're going to be doing a panel with with digital image, music, and written word artists, talking about at what point, while using AI in the creation process, does the work become not the artist creation? We encourage audience participation during this event that will be moderated by Chris Slee. Whether you’re deep in the field or just getting curious, come connect with others building and exploring AI in Columbus. Sponsored by [Transform Labs](https://www.transformlabs.com/services)

We connect you with up to 30 Men or Women tennis partners close to your PLAYING REGION and skill level. This program is less competitive, no champions crowned, no league standings just dedicated tennis partners who want to meet up with you on the courts. Players will meet up to play a tennis match or just to hit around. Just go through the [Join Page](https://www.tenniscolumbus.com/partner-program) to enter this program. [https://www.tenniscolumbus.com/partner-program](https://www.tenniscolumbus.com/partner-program)

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.