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Liebe JUG-Mitglieder, wir möchten Euch herzlich zu unserem nächsten Stammtisch, der jeden ersten Dienstag im Monat stattfindet, einladen. Alles weitere kann im unserem Blog unter http://www.jug-berlin-brandenburg.de/ gefunden werden. Viele Grüße Sandra, Jan, Jörg und Oliver

Du hast Geschichten von deinen Reisen zu erzählen? Oder suchst noch Inspiration für dein nächstes Ziel? Dann bist du hier genau richtig! Komm zu einem unserer Globetrotter-Treffen, tausch dich bei ’nem kühlen (oder heißen) Getränk mit anderen Reisefans aus, lern neue Leute kennen – und hab garantiert einen entspannten, lustigen Abend. Keine Sorge: Wir sind keine eingeschworene Runde – bei jedem Treffen sind etwa 50 % „Erstis“. Bis jetzt hat noch jeder einen Gesprächspartner gefunden. Der Tisch ist für die Globetrotter reserviert – leicht an unserem Globetrotter-Zwerg zu erkennen. **For our English speaking members:** Most people also speak English, but conversations are usually in German. You’ll usually find someone to chat with in English, but don’t expect the whole group Hope2c’ya! Ralf :D

We are back in the c-base! Do you already run NixOS and want to talk to other people or want an introductory session with some NixOS users. Just bring your machine! Usually there are no topics, we just sit in front of our computers, talk about stuff, debug some problems or review some PRs on nixpkgs. There are drinks usually available from the c-base bar. If you can't find us. just ask around or ask in irc (#krebs on hackint)

**Get spready for inclusive dark sex-positive standup comedy** – so wrong it’s right, but like totally left. Spreading love, legs and laughter across Europe, the UK and Australia, **Anna artfully smooshes her newest cute, nasty and shockingly honest standup material** with playful crowdwork and anonymous audience submissions for a wild hour of hilarious togetherness. **Want to secretly share your wildest experiences, fantasies, opinions or ask Anna anything?** Really, anything? Yes, anything. Pen and paper provided on arrival so you can share in total anonymity, that is unless you want to own up to it. Anna reads them out, riffs on them and answers whatever you submit during the show. **Kiwi born, Melbourne raised and Berlin saved, Anna’s been a full-time and totally independent standup comedian since 2022.** She’s written for Comedy Central DE, she opened for Jeff Arcuri at Admiralspalast in Berlin 2025, she hosts the comedy channel, Ersties Nonsense and has the podcast Adults ONLY Comedy Berlin with 161 episodes. Check it out! She tours Europe and enjoyed successful runs at the Edinburgh Fringe 2023-2025, Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2023-2024, Leicester Comedy Festival 2024 and Adelaide Fringe 2023 with her solos ‘Creampie Curious’, ‘Creampie Clarity’ and ‘High Hoe’. **Reviewed by The Age at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2024:** “Beros is a full-time standup and her hours on stage are evident in her skill at taking the temperature of the audience and bringing them along with her as she veers into darker material.” **Audience reviews from Edinburgh Fringe 2025:** “Wickedly funny AND educational! This isn’t Anna writing some stuff that she thinks you’re going to find funny – this is real life and hilarious.” – Adrian Bowen “This was such a fun show and I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing! It was so dark, a little twisted, and so wrong in all the right places! Viciously relatable and finally saying all the 18+ thoughts out loud that you’re ashamed of finding funny! 10/10, no notes, go watch!” – Sarah “Anna is the full package. Hilarious, smart, beautiful and edgy. This show is fantastic. 10/10. Enjoyed it so much that I also went to see Anna’s Oversharing show. It’s just as good! Do yourself a favour and check it out!” – Nev “BRILLIANT! 10/10. Educational, hilarious, witty. Excellent comedic timing. Anna’s show is by far the funniest I have seen at Fringe. When she does crowd work it’s awesome, would love to see more of that in her show! Inspired me to pursue comedy myself.️️️️️” – Oli May **Check out what Anna’s been up to on instagram** https://www.instagram.com/afberos/ **or YouTube** https://youtube.com/@afberos?si=VUZ-vkIxlyb-tW7s **On the night!** Doors from 7:30pm – Arrive early to secure your seat, get a drink, and write down your anonymous stories – pen & paper provided when you check-in **Show starts 8pm – no break** Show ends 9pm — stick around after the show for Back Door Comedy 9:30-10:30pm with 5 comedians + Anna working on very new material **Prepurchase your tickets so you don’t miss out!** **Via** https://www.annaberos.com/event-details-registration/anna-beros-well-spread-dark-standup-comedy-secret-submissions-in-english-2026-03-03-19-30 **or via** https://annaberoswellspreadberlin.eventbrite.de **Remaining seats may be available for sale 12€ cash or card on the night.. but better and cheaper to get them now!**

**OpenClaw Anonymous Berlin** Informal meetup for people interested in OpenClaw/Clawdbot and AI agents. No talks or presentations. Bring your ideas, questions, experiments, and half-working setups. We’ll compare workflows, share what’s working, what’s breaking, and what we’re trying. Come as you are. Stay as long as you like. Bring your laptop if you feel like it.

**Todos los martes de 18:30 a 20:30 en español.** Mes de prueba por 15,00 €. El curso comienza con los conceptos básicos para que todos, independientemente de su experiencia o conocimientos previos, puedan acceder fácilmente al amplio campo de la milenaria tradición del yoga y cubre en profundidad una gran variedad de formas de yoga. La espiritualidad se hace tangible para los participantes del curso a través de la práctica compartida del yoga y las lecciones teóricas (cada semana se entrega material escrito del curso). Para nosotros es muy importante que, tras un tiempo, los participantes del curso de yoga puedan adaptar su práctica de Hatha Yoga a sus necesidades individuales. Además, las técnicas tradicionales de purificación del sistema yóguico y ayurvédico y las prácticas nutricionales yóguicas forman parte de las instrucciones teóricas. Preguntas en berlin@traditionelles-yoga.de **Dirección** Deutsche Akademie für traditionelles Yoga e. V. MahaYoga Zentrum Brunnenstr. 147 10115 Berlin-Mitte (directamente en la estación de metro Bernauer Str. U8 – salida con ascensor)

*This event is a collaboration with our friends from Domain Driven Design Berlin, check out their Meetup page [here](https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/domain-driven-design-berlin/) and sign up there!* \-\-\-\-\- **About the evening** Back in August, we explored how Design Thinking can help us uncover and validate the right problems. But even when we agree on what to build, things often go wrong, not because of bad solutions, but because we don’t fully understand what the problem actually means in practice. In this session, we’ll build on that idea and focus on the next step: turning vague ideas into something concrete, shared, and testable. Using Example Mapping - a lightweight technique from Behaviour-Driven Development (BDD) - we’ll work in small groups to: * Break down a feature into rules, examples, and questions * Surface hidden assumptions and edge cases * Align on what the behaviour of a system should actually look like If the previous session was about finding the right problem, this one is about understanding it well enough to build it right. This is a hands-on workshop. Be prepared to participate fully and add to the energy of the room. Looking forward to seeing you there! **RSVPS:** **Please sing up on the event page from [Domain Driven Design Berlin](https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/domain-driven-design-berlin/)!** \-\-\-\-\-\- **Code of Conduct** We adhere to the [Berlin Code of Conduct](https://berlincodeofconduct.org/) to ensure a welcoming and respectful environment for all participants. The event space operates under largely compatible [Thoughtworks Meetups & Events CoC](https://www.thoughtworks.com/en-de/about-us/events/code-of-conduct-germany). **Accessibility** The Location is accessible for wheelchair users. This includes the entrance (no steps to get into the location), toilets and the stage.

Join us for an open and collaborative meetup dedicated to OpenClaw and Nvidia Nemoclaw — the emerging ecosystem for AI‑driven automation and intelligent agent workflows. Whether you're already working with Claw agents, experimenting with the tooling, integrating automations into real systems, or just curious about what’s possible, this meetup is the place to connect. **What this meetup is about** A relaxed, open discussion space for topics such as: * Building and orchestrating Claw agents. * Best practices for running and scaling ClawdBot Integrations, workflows, and experimental setups. * Secure agent execution and sandboxing. * Tools, extensions, and community‑built add‑ons. * Troubleshooting, insights, and real‑world use cases. * Ideas about the future direction of the OpenClaw ecosystem. This is a topic‑open session — everyone is welcome to bring questions, demos, ideas, or challenges they’re working on. No slides or formal agenda required. Bring snacks or drinks if you like — completely optional. We’re excited to meet developers, tinkerers, researchers, and enthusiasts who want to explore the next generation of agent‑based AI automation together.

Hello Berliners, Join us for an insightful discussion and networking as we delve into the world of Bitcoin, Bitcoin mining and the broader trends shaping the Bitcoin ecosystem (including L2 developments) and **hyperbitcoinization**. Event will be on the second **Thursday** of the month! **Event Format:** Our event will adhere to the **Chatham House Rules**, ensuring confidentiality and encouraging open discussion. This format will enable you to engage with our expert speakers, ask questions, and network after the panel while respecting the confidentiality of discussions. Whether you're a seasoned Bitcoiner or a curious newcomer, this event offers a unique opportunity to expand your knowledge and connect with like-minded individuals. **Networking & Refreshments:** Enjoy networking opportunities with fellow attendees while sipping on refreshing drinks and indulging in small snacks. Share your thoughts, exchange ideas, and forge connections in a relaxed and inviting atmosphere. Reserve your spot now. We look forward to seeing you there! Denis, Arnab and Irina

**Why bowling?** Because movement breaks the ice and takes the pressure off! Join Zeya Social for a **fun, curated singles hangout in Berlin.** **Forget swiping, endless texting, or awkward first-date tension, we bring 6 carefully selected singles together** for a exciting, interactive time. 🇩🇪 **Zeya bietet kuratierte Hangouts für Singles in Berlin. Sicher, persönlich und ohne Dating-Apps.** **[Join next Berlin hangout – RSVP now!](https://zeya.cc/register)** ✅ **Women-Founded & Safe:** We prioritize a safe, respectful, and high-quality environment. ✅ **Expertly Curated:** We handpick 6 people based on vibes and interests = not just a random crowd. ✅ **Proven Success:** Proud **Web Summit Alpha Startup \| 92%** 🙌 Showed\-up \| **43%** 🔥 Hangouts matched \| **60%** 💖 Joined again \| **16** 💬 Hangouts **📋 How it works:** 1. **Register (1 min):** Fill out a curation form at **[https://zeya.cc/register](https://zeya.cc/register)** 2. **Get Matched:** We find the best match for you among Berlin singles. 3. **Join the Hangout:** Once matched, you’ll get a WhatsApp invitation to a cozy Berlin spot. 4. **No Pressure:** Just 🎳 Bowling €22 \| With friends €20 to ensure a balanced mix and no\-shows\. If no hangout offer in 31 days? **100% Full Refund.** **🥰** **Why Berliners Love Zeya?** * 🔒 **Privacy First:** No public profiles. No one sees you until you meet in person. * ⏳ **Zero Effort:** Skip the endless "Hey, how's your weekend?" texts. We do the work. * 🍸 **Organic Vibes:** No awkward ice-breakers or loud moderators. Just 6 like-minded people having a great time. * 💌 **Smooth Follow-ups:** Like someone? Let us know privately via our post-event form. We connect you if it's a match! **[Join next Berlin hangout – RSVP now!](https://zeya.cc/register)** 🎳 Move, laugh, and connect! Low-pressure fun, genuine conversation, and real sparks—bowling your way to new connections. #BerlinSingles #SinglesHangout #BowlingNight #ZeyaSocial #DatingAlternative #MeetNewPeople #FunFirstDate #BerlinEvents #SocializeBerlin

**BitDevs Bitcoin Socratic Seminar Berlin @ c-base Raumstation** Join us for our monthly interactive **[Bitcoin Socratic Seminar](https://bitdevs.berlin)** in Berlin! We’ll start with pizza and beer (sponsored by [Ordimint.com](https://ordimint.com)), followed by deep-dive discussions on the most interesting *technical* developments in Bitcoin from the past month. Participation by everyone is highly encouraged! Our goal is to foster lively discussion, knowledge sharing, and debate. In the weeks leading up to the event, participants gather topics such as: * New research papers * New BIPs and BOLTs * Network statistics * Technical blog posts * Mailing list and Delving Bitcoin threads * Pull requests and updates from key repos (Bitcoin Core, LND, Core Lightning, Eclair, BDK, rust-bitcoin, LDK, Electrum, …) Each topic is briefly introduced by our moderators and then discussed before moving on. The full list of links will be published at [bitdevs.berlin](https://bitdevs.berlin) 1–2 days before the event — please review them in advance to get the most out of the discussion. **Important details:** * This event is highly technical — best suited for those with a solid grasp of Bitcoin internals. Curious newcomers are always very welcome, but expect in-depth conversations (see the former topics at [bitdevs.berlin](https://bitdevs.berlin)). * Chatham House Rule applies: you may share what was discussed, but not who said it. No livestream, no photos, no recordings. * The evening begins with food and networking; people often stay after the seminar to keep talking. **Co-hosted by:** * [Felix](https://x.com/FelixWeis) * [Freerk](https://x.com/freerko) * [Fabian](https://x.com/fjahr) For background on the idea of BitDevs Socratic Seminars, see [this article](https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/op-ed-want-to-learn-about-bitcoin-try-a-local-socratic-seminar).

Welcome to Sunday Tech Coffee. This is a **networking** event for those in the tech industry in Berlin. We are usually inside and to the right. Ask the barista/bartender if you can't find us.

Diesmal werten wir die Performance des Musterdepots meiner Gruppe "[Souveränes Vermögen – Der Club für Langfrist-Investoren](https://www.meetup.com/de-DE/dieinvestoren/)" im ersten Quartal 2026 aus. Was lief gut, was lief schlecht und warum lief es gut oder schlecht? Welche Regeln haben sich bewährt und welche sind überflüssig? Müssen wir Änderungen vornehmen? Spannend für alle, die einem Investitionsprozess über die Schulter schauen wollen während er entsteht. Den Link zum Musterdepot: [https://www.wikifolio.com/de/de/w/wffff10000](https://www.wikifolio.com/de/de/w/wffff10000)

🎟️ **[Registration is open via the MoT Site](https://www.ministryoftesting.com/chapters/mot-berlin/events/mot-berlin-080426)** 🎟️ Help shape the future of the Ministry of Testing Berlin chapter - together. This is an open, collaborative gathering where your ideas, experiences, and connections define what comes next. **Explore together: Ideas for MoT Berlin 2026 & beyond** No speaker, just a bunch of Berlin quality professionals discussing what's next for the Berlin chapter! 💡 What are the topics you care about? 🧪 Which meetup formats should we try? 🎤 Do you know speakers who should talk at our meetups? 🤝 Can you help with venues / sponsors? **Chit-chat & 99 Second Talks** We'll leave some time at the end of our meetup for you to take the stage! Have something to share about testing, tech, or teamwork? Whether it's a win, a challenge, or a wild idea - you’ve got **99 seconds** and the spotlight. ✅ No slides ✅ No pressure ✅ Just you and a room full of curious, supportive humans 🕰️ Schedule: **5:30 - 6.00 P.M.** Arrive, say hello & check out the menu\* **6:00 - 7.30 P.M.** Explore together: Ideas for MoT Berlin 2026 & beyond **7.30 - 8.00 P.M.** Chit-chat & 99 Second Talks 📍Location: Spreegold Prenzlauer Berg Stargarder Straße 82, 10437 Berlin (near S+U Schönhauser Allee) **\*Important note:** This event is not sponsored! Food and drinks are not included, but can be purchased in the restaurant. 🎟️ **[Registration is open via the MoT Site](https://www.ministryoftesting.com/chapters/mot-berlin/events/mot-berlin-080426)** 🎟️

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

We meet to learn and practice American Sign Language and to grow our familiarity with Deaf culture. Facilitated by hearing folks (with a connection to a professional interpreter) using Deaf-created content. People of all ASL skill levels are welcome! As we learn, we hope to connect more with the Deaf community in Central Ohio. Join us as you're able! Come regularly or just once - whatever you're looking for! Each meetup will explore different topics related to ASL/Deaf culture, and will feature time to practice conversation with one another. Just bring yourself and a willingness to learn!

**Important time note:** Please plan on arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 as the elevators lock after 6 and you'll need to message us and we'll need to come get you. The building address is 4450 Bridge Park The entrance is 6620 Mooney St, Suite 400 You will need to scan your ID at the door to get a visitor badge. **Abstract** GitHub Copilot is powerful, but what if you could scale from a solo AI assistant to an entire team of specialized agents working in parallel? This session introduces Squad: an open-source framework for multi-agent orchestration that lets you define teams of AI agents with specific roles, responsibilities, and expertise. We'll progress from Copilot basics to the Copilot CLI, explore how Agents add autonomy, and see how Instructions and Skills let you customize agent behavior. Then, the climax: a live demo where a Squad team of 3 agents (Lead, Developer, Tester) stands up and builds a working application in real-time, showcasing true multi-agent collaboration. Whether you're new to AI or exploring how to scale your use of Copilot, this session will show you what's possible when agents work as a team. **YouTube Link** TBD

Want to be a speaker? submit your talk to our Call for Presenters!!! https://sessionize.com/cbus-hug-2026/

**The Data-Driven Brand: Using Analytics to Shape Perception** Can you use analytics to improve tacos? This being CBUSDAW, we think the answer is probably “yes”, but we’re not sure how to implement or test this theory. For our April meetup we’ve got Sara Kear, CMO of Condado Tacos, to investigate this delicious question. Sara will explore how she blends quantitative data and qualitative customer feedback to shape brand positioning and drive business decisions. We all know that marketing and analytics go way beyond attribution. Sara will show how Condado uses customer insights to inform product and pricing strategy. She’ll also highlight how Condado leverages customer feedback at scale to influence operational priorities, positioning marketing as the voice of the customer across the organization. In the last 12 years Condado has gone from one location in Columbus to 52 locations across 10 states, so we’re guessing there’s more to that growth than really good guac (though the guac probably helps). Ultimately, this talk focuses on the intersection of art and science—using data to inform creativity and build a brand that resonates with customers in a measurable way. **About Our Speaker** Sara Kear is Chief Marketing Officer at Condado Tacos, where she oversees brand, restaurant design, menu and pricing strategy, off-premise including catering, and customer data strategy. Since joining in 2021, she has helped grow the brand from 19 to 52 locations while building a data-driven marketing organization focused on loyalty and customer insights. Condado has since been named to the Inc. 5000, recognized as Breakout Retailer by Chain Store Age, and consistently ranked among FastCasual’s Top 100 Movers & Shakers. Thanks to our 2026 sponsors: [Clarivoy](https://www.clarivoy.com), [What Box Consulting Group](https://www.whatboxconsultinggroup.com), [Conductrics](https://www.conductrics.com), and [Piwik PRO](https://piwik.pro) More info at [cbusdaw.com](https://cbusdaw.com)

Have you always wanted to check out a rave… but didn’t know where to start? This is your chance. Whether you're a seasoned headbanger or completely new, we’d love to have you out. On April 11, Jessica Audiffred is taking over Otherworld — and this is *not* your typical venue. It’s a massive immersive art space filled with surreal rooms, hidden passages, and interactive exhibits… and for this show, almost all of it is open. So you’re not just going to a concert — you’re stepping into an environment: 🎧 A high-energy bass set that you *feel* 🌀 A labyrinth of trippy, explorable art spaces 👯‍♂️ A group to go with so you’re not figuring it out alone You can lose yourself in the crowd, disappear into another room, find something completely unexpected, and then come back right as the drop hits. No pressure, no “right way” to do it — just explore, move, and take it in at your own pace. 📍 Otherworld, Columbus 🗓 April 11 🕙 Doors open at 10:15 PM (music does not start in the exhibit space until 10:30 PM.) If you’ve been even a little curious about what this scene is like, this is one of the most unique ways to experience it. RSVP if you’re in 👇 There’s no cost to attend with the group—just the event ticket for Otherworld. Tickets are $40, plus some fees 🙄. You can use code "BassBuds" or "Bangers" for $5 off, which makes it \~$43 out the door. 🔗 [https://otherworld.ticketspice.com/jessica-audiffred](https://otherworld.ticketspice.com/jessica-audiffred) This is being posted to Central Ohio Friends and Columbus Social Connection. Please only RSVP to one group.

The global Azure community is coming together again, and Columbus is officially on the map. View the session lineup and speakers at [Global Azure Columbus 2026](https://coazure.github.io/cbus-global-azure-2026/) On **Saturday, April 18, 2026**, the Azure Columbus Meetup, DevOps Meetup, and Code and Coffee Meetup are hosting our local edition of Global Azure 2026. This is a free, community-driven event packed with learning, networking, and all things Microsoft Azure. Whether you’re building modern cloud-native apps, experimenting with AI agents, deploying containers, automating infrastructure, or just beginning your Azure journey, this event is for you! **What to Expect** * Engaging technical sessions * Real-world Azure architecture & cloud-native patterns * AI, agents, automation, and modern DevOps * Food and drinks (because learning burns calories) * Time to connect with fellow engineers, architects, and cloud enthusiasts **Who Should Attend?** * Software engineers (any language, any stack) * Cloud architects * DevOps engineers * Data professionals * AI explorers * Platform builders * Anyone who loves solving hard problems with great tools If you build, deploy, automate, scale, monitor, or optimize in Azure, you’ll feel right at home. **Why Global Azure?** Global Azure is a worldwide community event where Azure user groups host learning sessions on the same day across the globe. It’s grassroots. It’s technical. It’s practical. And it’s powered by people who genuinely love sharing what they’ve learned. And yes, it’s free to attend!