Trail # 2563. Hare: Clits & Chips

De-Trails: The Bartering Trail
Capitalism is dying. Or it's killing us. Either way, it's time to try something new. On trail, the pack won't get anything for free. C*m prepared with things, compliments, or favors to barter for your beer/beverage at beer checks.
A - A trail
Start: 127 Ruth lane, Williamsburg VA 23188 (limited parking in driveway, please park on street) 3pm HST
Finish: Same as start
On-After: Same as start - Bon Fire. There will be dogs and buns, but you'll have to barter for condiments, and if you are lucky, s'mores.
Tunnels: Depends on what you bargain for
Water: Several optional opportunities to get more than just your pussy wet.
Turkey/Eagle: Trade something for short cuts/stroller-friendly options
Shiggy: 4.69
Mileage: ~3
Promises/Lies: A more progressive, egalitarian community where everyone helps each other to come away with what they need. Or, a total breakdown of society as we know it. Tent space available.
What to bring:
Lawn Chairs
Low expectations
Cranium lamp
Something to roast over an open fire
Vessel
Shiggy socks
Whistle
A joke
Willingness to do dumb things for fun times
$5
Virgins
Do NOT bring:
Capitalism
Negativity
COVID-19
High expectations