Trail #2588 Salty's Red Dress

FEH3 Red Dress

Saturday September 26, 2026
Gather : 3:00
Hares away : 3:30 (HST)
Location : 37°08'34.4"N 76°31'14.9"W
Cost : $5 standard hash cash
De-Trails : A - A trail
Tunnels : negative
Water : no
Chicken/Eagle : not likely
Shiggy : 0.69
Mileage : about 3.5

Tis the season to join the longest continuous running hash in the U.S.A. on our annual Red Dress adventure. This year we will be led by the one and only Salty Cliterature on an adventurous day full of red drinks, red snacks, and of course shenanigans (possibly leaving you red as well) So break out all of your sexiest red attire and join us as we will be raising money for Women's Heart Health as we show everyone we encounter how amazing hashers can be when we clean ourselves up for a cause. 🔛🔛

On after will be determined by the hare

On On after nearby at BBQ's house (fire pit, games, byob, some crash space)

What to bring :
*low expectations

• vessel
  *shiggy socks
• change of clothes/dry bag
  *cranium lamp
• whistle
  *a song or 3
• a joke
  *willingness to do dumb things for fun times
• virgins
  *a love for shots
• attire in the color of RED

Do NOT bring :
*negativity

• COVID-19
  *high expectations
• willingness to stay in clothes
  *fear of humans
• fear of being wet & muddy