worst pirate! worst pirate in the world!

So......if you expect me to announce this like a pirate.....not gonna happen but I will sing you a song ;)

So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate
Where's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
I can't picture you on a bottle of cheap rum

'Cause You're the worst pirate,
the worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate,
the worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a girl

Saturday: Is a themed hash.......Sangaree hash to honor the black beard festival in downtown Hampton. So come one come all in your finest pirate get up.....or just dress like a dirty pirate hooker for all I care. Trail will start @ 3PM FEH3 standard time at Darlington Stadium in Hampton. (I checked their web does not seem to be anything going on there, so someone correct me if I am wrong). Darlington Stadium 4111 Victoria Blvd Hampton VA 23669 Bring: $5, virgins, prizes awarded for those that dress appropriately for the themed hash. What we promise: A trail hared by__________ran throught the lovely streets and downtown hampton black beard festival, SANGRIA, golden nectar and ......... I give up. ON AFTER http://www.vasc.org/blackbeardpiratefestival.com/schedule.html -///-> AD