Dormageddon: War of the RAs - Risus IOU

Two rival Residence Advisors from the Dorms of Excessive Reality have declared Dorm War. Their RA power struggle threatens to collapse campus boundaries — one side's dorm now exists partially in a '90s sitcom, while the other is trapped in a noir detective novel. Promos for mash-up sitcoms are flooding IOU's airwaves...

[Moody saxophone]

> Detective Voice:
> “The city’s full of secrets.
> Now one’s living in my guest room.”

[Cheesy upbeat sitcom music kicks in]

> Narrator:
> He’s a hard-boiled detective.
> She’s his 12-year-old niece with a TikTok addiction.
> Together, they’re solving crimes… and learning about love.

"Slate & Kate" — Crime never looked this adorable.
Fridays at 8, IOUTV

Choose a side—or broker an uneasy peace before the entire university jumps the shark!

Welcome to Illuminati University!
Join us for a one-shot RPG adventure using Risus: The Anything RPG — a fast, rules-light game perfect for chaotic student misadventures, dorm rivalries, sentient vending machines, and insane genre mash-ups.

Weird. Witty. Wildly Unstable. That’s IOU.
Pregens provided. Bring pencils, paper & six-sided dice.
New players welcome! No prep needed — rules taught at the table.