Along the meandering Elbe: Kolín-Poděbrady and back

Dear Adventurers,
given the temperatures on Saturday, we'd like to keep it close to the water and explore the meandering Elbe (.cz: Labe) river from Kolín to Poděbrady, and because the grass is always greener on the other side, hike the other riverbank back.

📜📚🗃 Resources:
https://mapy.com/s/rocuravevu

⚠️☢️☣️ Whatever the FORECAST predicts for Saturday (currently mostly sunny-overcast with 22-30 °C throughout the day), it is just a FORECAST. Remember that meteorologists, politicians, teachers etc. bear no consequences for the quality of their work product and dress accordingly. Heat/rain/storms/hail are normal weather for this season and always a possibility, expect MUD. Trust me 😂

📍🗺️ Trail
approx 35 km • ↑ ~negligible m • ↓ ~negligible m

🚌🚆🚄✈️Travel
→ express train R18 (R 887 Slovácký expres), departs Praha hl.n. 8:58, rendezvous point is wooden Burger King logo
← trains from Kolín back to Prague in roughly 20 minute intervals

🛍️🎒 Gear & Paraphernalia
– Weather-appropriate outfit, comfortable footwear with good tread, waterproof layer if you're made out of sugar, swimwear if you feel like it.
– Tea/coffee/water/fluids of your preference to keep hydrated and enough snacks to keep you going.

🤑 Petty CASH and other expenses:
None, aside from the train tickets at 108 CZK ow (or 81 CZK if you have the Prague ring Lítačka)