Mens only special evening event - SMB (Secret Men's Business) at Lord Alfred

Joining forces with the Parmy Army Club run by Nick Mair. As you know we don't usually do evening things, but this is a perfect fit for the style of event that we at SMB HQ think is most excellent. I hope to see you there.

EVERY MAN is welcome to come along to have a meal (Parmy!), a cheeky drink, talk man stuff or no stuff, in a safe, non-judgmental man-zone.

We do the obligatory intro and talk about our previous month, what's on our mind (no holding hands kumbaya BS), and set goals for the month ahead all whilst engaging in quality banter, general chat and heaping some excrement in good fun on me.

We don't do books anymore as no b*stard read them!

It is an opportunity to have a night off the usual rigours of manhood and adultness.

A night off for YOU. 👊

We are just here as men, not managers or tradies or models or fathers or sons or whatever; purely just men being men.

Ladies - if there is a man in your biosphere, please share this with him.

Funnily enough, I tend to get more enquiries from women about this for their partners, brothers, colleagues, and dads.

Have a great week ahead, and remember that the world is so much brighter with you in it.

• You are loved.
• You are needed.
• You are worth it (more so with L'Oreal!)
• You are appreciated.
• You are in someone's random thoughts/flashbacks right now.
• You are welcome to join the PAC.
• You are a good man.

You. Are. Not. Alone.
If you need to talk, chat, cry, vent, decompress, or whatever, know that I am only a phone call away, or so many other organisations like below who are willing and able to support you.
If you need someone to talk to, call:

Lifeline on 13 11 14
Movember 1300 78 99 78
MensLine Australia on 1300 789 978
Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467
Beyond Blue on 1300 22 46 36

• Please keep RSVPs up to date as I will be booking a table
• Sorry ladies, this is a men's only event
• It is seen by Meetup and your host as a sign of disrespect if you are a "No Show"
• "No Show" with no communication may prevent you from booking in the future
• This is NOT a formal organisation and has no public liability insurance. We are a group of people who get together, taking full personal responsibility at all times.
• By attending an activity, you agree automatically to take full responsibility for yourself.