2nd Anal Joe Hash

Whalecum to the biggest little town in Champaign County, FUCH3rs! Cum as whichever Jo or Joe you'd like and let's terrorize these white picket fence chumps. The best Jo/Joe will be crowned mayor for a year to spice up the town a bit.

Hares: Waifu Wanker & Triple Snipped Tip
Location: Waifu's House (St Joseph - message for address)
Distance: 3.69
Timeline: Pre-lube at 3p, Chalk Talk at 3:30p
Bring: $5, virgins, and your stump speech for that mayoral bid