Rainbow Unicorn Hash

Holy fuck, Gas Flaps is turning 40! Well giddy up! Cum join them on their actual birthday to be super, duper, extra gay and find out what weird, middle-aged, inappropriately-sexy shenanigans might happen. Will there be boobs? Probably! How about FUNfetti? 110%! Don't miss it!

Hares: Gas Flaps, Dewey DoCumOnMe, El Sharto the Dump Fuck
Location: The Hash Pool (706 S. Race St., Urbana)
Distance: ?
Timeline: Prelube at 4, chalk talk at 4:30
Bring: A flashlight, $5, rainbow clothes, virgins, and maybe food to share?