(t)It's Academic! A Highly Educational Burlesque and Variety Revue

TICKET LINK: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tits-academic-a-highly-educational-burlesque-and-variety-revue-tickets-1962666892509

GA tickets are available for $20, as well as "AP Seating" tickets for $40, which literally give you advanced placement in the first rows, as well as academic swag for your educational pleasure.

Beaver and Buttstuff’s SPRUNG semester begins with (T)It’s Academic! | A Highly Educational Burlesque and Variety Revue!

Join Professors Emeriti Callie and Delilah during their “extended office hours” to “review” for your “midterms”, with a highly-esteemed cast of “guest lecturers” covering all of the lessons you slept through the first time around.

Whether you were valedictorian, prom queen, a Model-UN nerd, or all three because you peaked in high school (not judging!), this is the show for you.

And don’t worry, we promise we won’t assign a group project.