The Labyrinth (Outdoor Movie at the Lyric)

Arrival: 7:00 PM – 7:30 PM (Movie starts at 9:00 PM). Don't be late, or Jareth might turn your baby brother into a goblin!

Meeting Spot: On the RIGHT side of the boat again! (Why don't secret agents hang out on the right side of the boat? Because they're trying to stay on the down-starboard low!) That joke is terrible but I am tired.

Tickets: Nobody checked tickets last time, but you should still buy one to support The Lyric—it's the right thing to do!

Get ready to babe—er, goblin up some classic 80s nostalgia, because David Bowie is about to rock a pair of tights so tight they should come with a warning label!

In Labyrinth, a teenage girl gets lost in a maze trying to save her brother, which honestly sounds like my typical trip trying to find the exit in a round room.

Expect talking door knockers, a swamp called the Bog of Eternal Stench (or as I like to call it, the bathroom at a punk club), and a soundtrack so good it’ll remind you why our generation had the best hair.

And listen, you should deffo check out the root beer at The Lyric bar while you're there—trust me, it’s totally foam-nominal, and missing out on a cold one would be a pour decision!