The Princess Bride

• Arrival: 7:00 PM – 7:30 PM. Don't rush us—you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles!
• Meeting Spot: Right side of the boat again! (Why did the pirate stop hanging out on the left side? Because the right side is ship-shape!)
• Drinks: Reminding everyone to deffo check out the root beer on tap—it's foam-nominal and guaranteed 100% free of Iocane powder!
• Tickets: Buy one online to support The Lyric—as you wish!

Get ready for an adventure filled with fencing, fighting, torturing, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles.

The Princess Bride is an absolute classic where a farm boy tries to rescue his true love, proving that chivalry isn't dead, it's just mostly dead.

Watch out for the Rodents of Unusual Size (ROUSs)—I think I saw one near the dumpster out back, but honestly, it was probably just a raccoon on a high-carb diet.

And whatever you do, you should deffo check out the root beer at The Lyric bar while you're there! It’s so sub-lime and foam-nominal that drinking anything else would be utterly inconceivable—plus, I personally tested it to make sure it wasn't poisoned with Iocane powder, so you're welcome!

Have fun storming the castle!