The Thing (Lyric Outdoor Movie)

Man is the warmest place to hide! 🛸❄️

Join our Gen X Meetup on the outdoor screen at The Lyric for John Carpenter's sci-fi horror masterpiece, *The Thing*!

• When to arrive: 6:00 PM – 6:30 PM (Movie starts at 8:00 PM). Don't be late, or we might think you're an alien imitation!

• Where to find us: We'll be on the RIGHT side of the boat again! (Why don't shapeshifting aliens like the left side of the boat? Because the right side is *so-chilling* and always feels *right* at home!)

• Survival Guide & Dad Humor: - Bring a heavy coat! Out in the Antarctic (or Fort Collins in September), it gets so cold the thermal underwear starts asking for extra layers!

- How does The Thing like its steak cooked? *Rare-ly* human!

- What’s an alien’s favorite key on the computer keyboard? The *Space* bar!

- Why did MacReady bring a fire extinguisher to the party? Because he heard things were gonna get *heated*!

• Tickets: you should buy one online to support The Lyric—don't be a *cold*-hearted alien!

Warning: Paranoia, flamethrowers, body horror, and terrible dad jokes ahead. Trust no one!