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Amuck, amuck, amuck! 🧹

🧙‍♀️ Join our Gen X Meetup on the outdoor screen at The Lyric for the ultimate spooky season kickoff, *Hocus Pocus*!

• When to arrive: 6:00 PM – 6:30 PM (Movie starts at 8:00 PM). Don't run amuck on the way here!

• Where to find us: We'll be holding down the RIGHT side of the boat again! (Why do witches love sitting on the right side of the boat? Because it’s the best spot to *spell* out the fun and enjoy the *sea-scenery*!)

• Spooky Dad Jokes & Witches' Brew:
- What kind of music do the Sanderson Sisters listen to? *R&B*—Rhythm and *Broomsticks*!

- Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the *handle*!

- What did Binx the cat say when he failed his test? "I'm not lion, that was *purr-fectly* impossible!"

- Why did the virgin light the Black Flame Candle? Because he wanted to make a *match* made in Salem!

• Tickets: Nobody checked tickets last time, but you should still buy one online to support The Lyric—it’s just a bunch of *hocus pocus* if you don't!

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