Apocalypse Cow - Michael Logan

As Scotlands animals have transform into sneezing, bloodthirsty zombies with a penchant for pre-dinner sex with their victims, three misfits become the unlikely hope for salvation. Abattoir worker Terry, teenage vegan Geldof 'Scabby' Peters and inept journalist Lesley McBrien. As Glasgow begins a rapid descent into chaos they set out to escape quarantine with vital data that could unlock a cure for the virus. Standing in the way are rampaging hordes of animals, a ruthless security agent and an army ready to shoot anybody with a case of the sniffles. Three losers. Overwhelming odds. A signal the world is screwed.