What we’re about
MY FIRST GRILLERS ANONYMOUS MEATING Q&A
Q: So what the heck is this Grillers Anonymous thing?
A: In 2009 a group of friends were looking for a reason to hang out, reconnect and to satisfy the primal need to yell, curse, drink beer, grill meat and otherwise act immature. And so this sophomoric men's only grilling club was born. Whether you are a self proclaimed Grill Master or if microwaving is your highest level of culinary mastery, there is a place here for you.
Q: What should I expect?
A: Our meatings are held monthly (usually on Saturdays) at a member's home and are for guys only. Members bring a recipe of meat to cook on a grill and their favorite alcoholic or non-alcoholic drink. The servings of meat should be enough to share with 8-10 people on average. Voting occurs and at the end of the night, the "Grill Master Champion" is crowned for the best recipe of the meating. There is the passing of the Manly Cup which the host drinks, and rinse and repeat the following month!
Q: Can I host a meating?
A: We are always looking for volunteers to host, it doesn’t take much other than a grill and room for some guests. We just ask that you've attended at least one meating so you understand what is to be expected as a host.
Q: Is Grillers Anonymous really men only?
A: Fear not ladies, there is a an opportunity to participate as well. While the monthly "meatings" are guys only, keep your eyes peeled for our bar based events and co-ed meatings which are co-ed.
Q: Does it cost anything to join Grillers Anonymous?
A: No it does not. There are T-shirts and other merchandise for sale that help fund some of the expenses that the chapter has I.e. the website, charity events, this meetup site, a keg for our St Pattys day meating etc.
Q: What are the rules of Grillers Anonymous?
A: These are the official rules of Grillers Anonymous:
· Grillers Anonymous Meatings are for male attendees only. Events are coed.
· For first timers, store bought bratwursts and other unmodified meats will be tolerated. After that be prepared to be ridiculed, tortured, and possibly stoned.
· Bring enough Meat & Beer to share with others. Unless you hit it with your car or something. In that case, it's all yours buddy! (Proper portions to bring is a 6 or 12 pack of beer and 8-10 servings of a meat dish)
· All dishes must have a meat component, fruits & vegetables are only acceptable as a part of a meat dish and/or when wrapped in bacon
· Chips are ok, but this isn't a F*@king picnic, leave the potato salad at home
· We grill all year round, neither rain, nor snow, nor toads falling from the sky will keep us from grilling; dress appropriately
· For the safety of everyone, please aim beerfarts away from the flames
· All hopeful members must have a sponsor who is an active member. If you do not have a sponsor, you may still participate however you may be asked to do a stupid human trick, such as juggling cats, balancing stuff on your nose, or attempt to capture an alligator with your bare hands.
· Nicknames must be given to you and approved by the executive council. However, terms of endearment such as "moron", "idiot", and "your momma's mistake" may be used at any time.