Audiobook Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Edition
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NEEEEEEW QUEST!
Audiobook Crawl - Dungeon Crawler Carl Edition
Attention Crawlers! The System has detected a dangerous buildup of "staying inside" and "only talking to people through a screen" in your local stat block. This is now being corrected.
QUEST TYPE: Group Trial (Social/Endurance — Easy Mode)
PARTY SIZE: Open enrollment. Bring friends. Bring strangers. They'll be friends by lap two.
MEETING POINT: Kosmo Coworking — 123 Washington St NE, Downtown Oly
QUEST START: 6:00 PM
PHASE 1: THE TRIVIA GAUNTLET (6:00–6:15 PM)
Fifteen minutes. Dungeon Crawler Carl trivia. Prizes will be awarded to those whose brains have retained more Carl lore than is probably healthy. Loot is real. Bragging rights are eternal.
PHASE 2: THE CRAWL (6:15 PM sharp — the System does not wait for stragglers)
The party departs Kosmo as one unit and marches through downtown Olympia toward Capitol Lake (a mere 0.4 miles — a warm-up, not a trial). Upon arrival: TWO LAPS around the lake, 1.5 miles each, at a pace so easy your grandmother's grandmother could do it in a rocking chair.
Every crawler will be equipped with the mandatory gear: headphones. All crawlers will hit play on their Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook at the same time — doesn't matter which book in the series you're on, Carl waits for no one, and neither do we. You'll be walking through Olympia while someone else's brain is walking through a dungeon. Truly a multiclass experience.
Total distance: ~4 miles
Total time: ~1 hour 15 minutes (Walking easy, steady pace.)
⚠️ SYSTEM NOTE FOR THOSE WITH LESSER STAMINA STATS:
If two laps proves to be beyond your current build, this is not a failure state. Bench yourself (literally — there are park benches) and await the party's return on the second lap. No penalty. No shame. Carl himself has quit worse fights.
RETURN: Party reconvenes at Kosmo Coworking, quest complete.
QUEST REWARDS:
- Light exercise (your character sheet thanks you)
- Real-life human connection (a rare drop)
- Uninterrupted Carl lore appreciation
- Possible trivia loot
NON-FLEETING QUEST: This quest repeats on the first Tuesday every month.
The System has spoken. Don't make Carl walk alone.