The Haunted House of Horrors

🕸️🎃 BOOOOOOOO! HEED THIS HAUNTED INVITATION… 🎃 You are invited to our Haunted Halloween Party! 🏚️💀

The spirits are stirring, the witches are brewing, and the ghosts are coming out to play! 👻This scary party will have a Pimps and Ho's theme if you dare (optional)! Come as a zombie, redneck, or any combination of a pimp or Ho!

This haunted lair lurks near Pecos & Warm Springs… if you dare to find it. 😈

🎃 COME DRESSED TO SCARE! 🎃
There will be a costume contest with 1st, 2nd & 3rd place winners receiving some frighteningly fun prizes! 🏆👹

🍺 THE NIGHT’S HAUNTED ACTIVITIES INCLUDE:
🧙‍♀️ The Witches’ Brew Game
🎬 Scary movies playing throughout the night
♠️ A Scary Poker Table for those brave enough to tempt fate
♨️ A haunted jacuzzi bubbling at a comfortable 104°
🍻 And, of course… Our secret Crypt Keeper’s Cocktail, Vampires Venom, and Graveyard Grog
🔥 BRING YOUR OFFERING TO THE FIRE!
Please bring something for the grill or a spooky side dish to share with the other creatures of the night. 🍖👻

🕷️ Got any creepy, haunted, or spooky decorations hiding in your dungeon? Bring ’em! Let me know if you have decorations you’d like to add to the haunted décor.

⚠️ BEWARE…
The exact address will be revealed ONE DAY BEFORE THE PARTY.
Until then, the location remains hidden from the living… 👀🏚️

🧛‍♂️ Prepare your costume. Gather your courage. Bring your appetite.
We shall see you soon…
IF YOU SURVIVE THE NIGHT. 💀🎃👻