Christmas Chaos Hike at Sugarloaf!
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🎄✨ 🎅 SUGARLOAF MOUNTAIN CHRISTMAS CHAOS HIKE! 🎄✨
December 13th at 11:00 AM
Ho ho HOLD ON TO YOUR SLEIGH BELTS, people — we’re taking Christmas spirit to the trails of Sugarloaf Mountain, roughly 3.7 miles and it’s about to get festive in the most unhinged, outdoorsy way possible.
🎅 Mandatory Christmas Flair
Wear at least ONE Christmas-themed item, or risk being lovingly judged by the Trail Elves.
Examples include:
*Santa hat (preferably one that tries to fly away in the wind)
*Reindeer antlers (extra points if you commit and run like a startled reindeer)
*Elf ears
*Ugly Christmas sweater (one sweaty regret coming right up)
*Battery-powered lights (you magnificent beacon of chaos)
*Tinsel wrapped around your backpack like festive trail garland
Show up festive or face gentle but persistent holiday peer pressure.
🎁 Festive Trail Shenanigans
During the hike, we’ll sprinkle in random Christmas mini-challenges such as:
--“Name That Carol"
--Quickfire Christmas Trivia Nobody Prepared For
--Surprise Secret Elf Missions
--A little friendly competition for tiny, silly prizes
Winners get glory. Losers will make excuses why they lost 😂
📸 Ridiculously Festive Group Photo
Once we’ve survived our own chaos, we’ll take a group photo so aggressively Christmasy that Santa himself might unfollow us.
Props optional. Drama encouraged.
🍽️ Post-Hike Celebration at The Comus Inn!
When we’re done spreading holiday cheer on the mountain, we’ll head straight to The Comus Inn for celebratory snacks, drinks, warmth, and retelling of the dumbest moments from the hike.
Come for the hike, stay for the food, leave with a story you’ll probably exaggerate by next year.
🌲 What to Bring
Water (be a hydrated ho-ho-human)
Layers (it’s December — be prepared, not chilly)
Snacks
Good hiking shoes
Your festive gear
A sense of humor
Optional: hot cocoa, candy canes, unhinged Christmas energy
❤️Everyone is welcome❤️ — including the Grinches, who WILL be converted by mile two.
See you on the mountain, all you jolly folks!🎄🤶✨
