About us
Howdy. MJ here. I'm a Chicago fella now +22yrs in Sydneytown living in the CBD (Central Business District)... NOBODY knows Sydney better than I do, cause she's my girl / my lover... Cool bars. Amazing hikes. Great places to eat. Yup. I know it and love it all. We don't "just hike", and we don't "just get drinks" - we curate cool, fun, and memorable days. If you hear yourself saying...
"I fancy time in Mother Nature exploring beautiful hikes / walks in Sydney while meeting unique people. I want to check out some new bars and hydrate myself with a wine, beer or cocktail at the finale."
Welcome to the group. Let's have some fun. See you soon! MJ
We’re a super fun hiking group, but there are a few ways to get nudged out of the group or an event:
a) “No shows” on the day. Honour your RSVP! It’s about manners;
b) Excessive cancelling your RSVP. Commit, then show up – people want to hike with you;
c) Misrepresenting your health & fitness. It’s a safety issue that affects me, you, and all other hikers;
d) Attending social events when you’re not a hiker. We connect in Mother Nature, and sometimes we do cheeky / fun events. Get to know us while hiking; and
e) Unkindness to fellow hikers. You won’t gel with everybody (which is fine), but if I keep hearing about “Person X”, well… they will be shown the door.
(The leader of "We Hike... to the Bar" is an experienced walker / hiker but he is not a professional hiker [less "Bear Grylls" and more "Beer Grills"], and he does not hold himself to be a professional. Whilst it is his intention to run each event at the highest possible safety standards ultimately the responsibility for your safety and well being will at all times be up to you. Pack wisely - sunscreen, water, First-Aid supplies, etc... When you RSVP for an event, you declare you are fit, healthy, and able to hike that event. When you RSVP for an event with "We Hike... to the Bar" you are automatically agreeing to indemnify the organiser from any liability for yourself and/or your possessions. Hiking is an inherently risky activity and you participate at your own risk.)
Upcoming events
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Whales, Wine, and Hiking! 12kms Coast! Labradors too!
Marks Park, Marks Lane, Tamarama, Sydney, AUWet week ahead, sheez! Saturday looks lovely, so let’s let the National Park trails dry (we’re hiking Figure 8 on Sunday if you’re keen) and head to the coast… whales, Labradors, beaches, and Saturday session that leads into Happy Hour.
A little advertisement too. This week we are 100% planning our BYRON BAY GETAWAY**. Send me a note directly if you’re keen to join… 0439 635 699.
THE HIKE.
Bondi to Coogee… you all know it. And if you don’t, or you’re new in town – get in here.Beach after beach: Bondi to Mackenzies Bay… Tamarama Beach to Bronte Beach. Up we go to Waverly Cemetary to Clovelly Beach, Gordon’s Bay, and Coogee Beach. We’ll need to move our bodies after a wet week, so let’s do a return journey! 12kms in total… some ups / downs, but it’s safe and paved the whole way.
THE START POINT.
I’m house / dogsitting all week in Bondi Beach. I’ll be looking after Labradors Tulip (white), Peppi (Fox Red), and Pablo the Chocolate Pup. If you love dogs like I do, let’s get your dog fix at the start, and off we go… if not? That’s cool – just enjoy the whale views at Mark’s Park for 5minutes while others have a pat before I return them home (it's right on our hike path).IF YOU JOIN THIS HIKE YOU MUST JOIN OUR WHATSAPP GROUP FOR THIS EVENT. CLICK HERE.
THE DETAILS.
I’ll fill this out later… $10 gratuity, and all the usual stuff. Let’s move with passion while perving, chatting, and sharing some stories. Beer after? Of course! Annnnnnd, if you’re super keen we’re heading to 4pm Happy Hour in the CBD – could be a big day if you fancy one.See you for a fun one! MJ
12 attendees
Sydney Whale Trail! Figure 8 Hike, Royal National Park @ Low Tide, High Fun!
Otford Station, Otford NSW 2508, 40 lady carrington rd, Otford, AUSome time ago I wasn’t all that keen to host this hike, as Instagram pics / hikes don’t float my boat. But I was wrong. This hike is fucking fantastic, and I’m excited to hike it again (unfortunately in June a teenager surfed the trains and fell off - stuffing up the network and our hike day). Otford Lookout, Werrong Lookout, Burning Palms, Burning Palms Beach… down to Figure 8 – it’s so diverse with amazing views (let's spot some whales) - this is a very special event.
Central Train Station departs 829am, and it's a quick train arriving Otford 930am. Quick intro / safety chat, and off we go! NOTE: The Otford Station bathroom is often closed. Use the bathroom on the train, or it's potentially doing your business in Mother Nature.
Safe tide levels are under 1metre, and we'll arrive at a very safe time (tide charts say .4m with low tide at 11:36am). Yes, safety is key - especially in the Royal National Park... it is going to be beautiful (you've seen the pics), but it can also be dangerous if you're there at the wrong time. We're a safe group, so anybody fucking around on cliff edges or around Figure 8 Pool will be hiking solo soon after.
Let's spend 30min-40min there for pics, a swim (if you fancy), a picnic bite to eat... then return up. And up.
Planning, changes, and all other info will be discussed on whatsapp. You must join this chat group for changes / safety reasons. After hitting "Attend" please join the group here: FIGURE 8 - JULY 2026
THE RETURN to Otford Station.
Back to Otford Station - this will be an incline you will not forget. Be fit. Sea level to 275m incline is testing - very. I'll need a beer after this - no doubt about that - probably 5. Where? Stay tuned. Stix & Pita has re-opened at Wolli Creek - who's in for a Gyro?FITNESS QUESTION
Team, as you know I'm a pretty relaxed host when it comes to pace. Be healthy, be chatty... when some fall behind - no dramas - we wait, and all complete as one group.However, I'm going to be firm, firm on this hike because the train runs back to the city every 2hrs... if we need to hustle back to Otford we will hustle as sitting at Otford Station for almost 2hrs isn't fun. So, STAY at the FRONT of the group / don't be left behind or you risk being an hour or more late to the pub and catching the next train, okay? Please bring a book just in case. I am not missing the train if it's a close call - therefore I put the hiking map so all know how to get to Otford Station in case you cannot keep up!
See you Sunday for a hike and pics you're going to love! MJ
______________________________________________________THE DETAILS.
WHATSAPP. You’re not 100% confirmed until you’re in the whatsapp group. Join it 'cause we love it, and we use it! Click on the link (above) – if not, sadly you’ll be removed from the event on MeetUP.
Cancels / No shows. Treat your RSVP like a restaurant reservation. No show / cancel on the day? That restaurant is my hiking group – you won’t be welcomed in the future. Respect and manners matter as I put my credit card down for your reservation. Double booked with another group? Come on… be kind.
Gratuity. $10 PayID or Cash.
Safety. Let’s chat, let’s have some laughs… but let’s be safe.
Fitness. Yup. Fitness matters for all of our hikes – especially if we are going into National Park.
Guests. Bring mates, dates, co-workers.
Good energy, smiles, and laughs… Bring ‘em all! You’re joining the most fun hiking group in Sydney.In pressing the “Attend” button for this hike, you acknowledge that:
a) You are healthy and fit to complete the hike describe;
b) You have read and will follow NSW National Parks Bushwalking Safety Guidelines for this hike;
c) You have no chronic / underlying health issues that deter you from completing this hike;
d) You understand your host is just that – your host, not a professional hiker – and that you and you alone are responsible for your hiking health, safety, and wellness;
e) You’ve been advised to download the “Emergency Plus App” and
f) You’ve been advised to obtain individual hiking insurance from 1Cover.
g) Over 60yrs old, and new to the group? Send me a note first please.30 attendees
Murramarang South Coast Hike... Fri, Sat, Sun Event!!!
Wolli Creek Station, Wolli Creek, Sydney, AUGauging interest.... this sounds (and looks) like one fuckin' amazing hike. All coastal. NSW National Parks has 7 Great Walks... we just completed Tomaree Headland Hike, so let's hike the "Murramarang South Coast Walk"!!!
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSQ5Fkscq/
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DYY1n79k6gu/TimeOut Magazine's Write Up is HERE.
Quick thought, details...
a) Leave Friday Noon. 4hrs drive to Bateman's Bay. Leave earlier if the thought is "I'll just take the whole day off".
b) 34kms... meant to do it over 3days, but we'd have a big hike on Saturday. Smaller hike on Sunday. I'll research it.
c) Hotels. I'll research, group deal.
d) Friday nite... relaxing drinks. Meal. Nothing too loose.
Saturday nite. Loose.
e) Drivers. We love you. We need you. We want you.Interested? 20 Max Hikers for this one.
11 attendees
Byron Bay. Day 1. We Explore Byron. We Hike Cape Byron!!!
Byron Bay Bluesfest, Lot 103 - 105 Pacific Highway, Tyagarah, Byron Bay, AUBYRON FAHHHHHKIN’ BAY!!! Beach Paradise. Food & Drinks Paradise. Perving Paradise. Hiking Paradise. Let’s do it as a team. 24 Hikers MAX. We’ve got a 3day plan here. Extend your stay and arrive early or stay later… up to you. But 3 days of hikes, drinks, and group fun should hit the sweet spot. Let’s gooooooooooooo.
Day 1. Friday. We Coast.
We start. 1pm, as some of you might fly in this morning. The world-famous Lighthouse Hike. Hike to the Most Easterly Point in Australia. Perfect views. Watego’s Beach, named one of the best in the world… Local dolphins to be seen daily. This hike is 10/10 beeeeeeautiful – that’s why we’re doing it twice on this trip. We'll make it a relaxing 6kms.Afternoon. Explore Byron. Check out this cool town… shopping (get a snack for Saturday’s hike). Stroll the streets or go solo for an ocean swim. Most Happy Hours start at 4pm. We’ve gotta do Beach Hotel for a few as a team! We’ll be quite charged up, so let’s get on the piss and play it by ear. Of course, we’ll have to find some food.
COST.
a) $60 pre-paid to MJ. No refunds. Sorry. Your next 3 Sydney hikes are free if you must cancel – that’s the deal we both agree to.
b) Flights as of 18 Feb on Jetstar are $57 / $69 each leg. Cheap as fucking chips. We start hiking at 1pm on Friday. Arrive earlier if you fancy! Stay later if you want! Drive if you want.
c) Please Google Glen Villa Resort... right in town. Super cheap / almost backpacker prices for your own little hut. Just a thought.ENERGY.
Bring it. The itinerary for Days 1-3 doesn’t sound it – but it’s A LOT. This will be an active, fucking fun, full-on 3 days. You might need a holiday from the holiday… or just stay on an extra day of relaxation. I’m gonna do just that and do the Lighthouse Hike again with a beach lunch on Monday.HOTELS.
Feel free to book your own. From hostels to mid to luxury – Byron has it all. Message me if you have a question – I know the town well / many properties. Glen Villa seems super affordable and meets our “Clean, comfy, close to town” requirement.THE BYRON BAY GROUP.
This event is for 20 hikers min. 24 hikers max. 1 March to get this 100% booked or at that time I’ll delete it – assume people aren’t keen.All admin / itinerary stuff will be discussed on whatsapp. Join it:
BYRON BAY WHATSAPP GROUP.My goodness this will be fun. MJ
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Past events
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