About us
Howdy. MJ here. I'm a Chicago fella now +22yrs in Sydneytown living in the CBD (Central Business District)... NOBODY knows Sydney better than I do, cause she's my girl / my lover... Cool bars. Amazing hikes. Great places to eat. Yup. I know it and love it all. We don't "just hike", and we don't "just get drinks" - we curate cool, fun, and memorable days. If you hear yourself saying...
"I fancy time in Mother Nature exploring beautiful hikes / walks in Sydney while meeting unique people. I want to check out some new bars and hydrate myself with a wine, beer or cocktail at the finale."
Welcome to the group. Let's have some fun. See you soon! MJ
We’re a super fun hiking group, but there are a few ways to get nudged out of the group or an event:
a) “No shows” on the day. Honour your RSVP! It’s about manners;
b) Excessive cancelling your RSVP. Commit, then show up – people want to hike with you;
c) Misrepresenting your health & fitness. It’s a safety issue that affects me, you, and all other hikers;
d) Attending social events when you’re not a hiker. We connect in Mother Nature, and sometimes we do cheeky / fun events. Get to know us while hiking; and
e) Unkindness to fellow hikers. You won’t gel with everybody (which is fine), but if I keep hearing about “Person X”, well… they will be shown the door.
(The leader of "We Hike... to the Bar" is an experienced walker / hiker but he is not a professional hiker [less "Bear Grylls" and more "Beer Grills"], and he does not hold himself to be a professional. Whilst it is his intention to run each event at the highest possible safety standards ultimately the responsibility for your safety and well being will at all times be up to you. Pack wisely - sunscreen, water, First-Aid supplies, etc... When you RSVP for an event, you declare you are fit, healthy, and able to hike that event. When you RSVP for an event with "We Hike... to the Bar" you are automatically agreeing to indemnify the organiser from any liability for yourself and/or your possessions. Hiking is an inherently risky activity and you participate at your own risk.)
Upcoming events
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End of Summer Pub Crawl! Cool. Classic. Coastal. And Chaos. Let’s Cook!
The Greens North Sydney, 50 Ridge St, North Sydney, Sydney, AUSummer is over!!! Let’s cry. Let’s crawl. Let’s get cooked.
Saturday 28th February is the last day of summer! Let’s celebrate the seasonal change as we firmly and fondly lean into hiking season. We’ll “Cheers” to Mother Nature so she’ll bless our filthy souls and hiking soles. The crawl…
NORTH SYDNEY BOWLS… a classic outdoor bowlo in the sun for drinks and laughs.
MOSMAN ROWERS… a coastal club. A hidden gem on Sydney Harbour. For those in the know, this is one of the best bars on Sydney Harbour (most have never even seen).
CENTRO 86… a sexy cocktail joint in the CBD with a 4-6pm Happy Hour.Marrickville pub crawl? Tick. Brookvale microbrews. Did ‘em. And our last was the 199 Bus-Pub Crawl from Palm Beach to Manly. I’m lovin’ this end of summer event!!! It’s central Sydney, and it pivots from a casual and cool bar, to coastal and classic, to… cocktails and chaos.
You must be in the whatsapp group to come on this event. CLICK HERE. Every week. Why do I keep getting messages saying “How do I get into the whatsapp group?” My answer? CLICK HERE, or you’ll miss this event. Or, send me an SMS on 0439 635 699, and I'll slot you in.
THE TRANSPORT
Bar-to-bar transport will flow like a 1990’s Michael Bolton ballad. We’ll meet at North Sydney Bowls… you have 1.5hrs to arrive. Drink. Chat. Then we’ll board the 230 bus for the quickest of journeys and drop at Mosman Rowers. From there? Mosman Rowers to Circular Quay is one of the loveliest ferry rides on Sydney Harbour… Arriving in the CBD, it’s a 10min stumble to Centro 86. Margarita Happy Hour on a Saturday? Yup. Let’s do it. From there? Who knows - you loose units decide.THE DETAILS, RULES.
a) Ladies. Be ladies. Keep your dress on… or, ah, ummmm. Let me re-think that.
b) Gents. Be gents. Drink away. Flirt away. But have some self-awareness. We protect our ladies in this hiking group. We adore our trail bitches (said in my best Ice Cube rap voice).
c) $10 cash or PayID. 50 hikers max.
d) Timing. Changes. Planning. Real-time maps. And more… is all on whatsapp. Join it after you hit attend, or unfortunately you’ll be moved into the “Not Going” column. CLICK HERE.
e) Have fun! Talk shit. Laugh. And meet new folks – we’ve got the best hiking group online – I’m certain of it.I’ll plan a Sunday hike (to ensure a reasonable hour ghostie / save my life). Join in for hair-of-the-dog and pub crawl gossip as the SMSs hit my phone real-time. Stay tuned for that hike.
See. You. Then.
MJ39 attendees
11kms Coogee to Malabar Headland Hike!!! Microbrew & Food Truck Finish!
Coogee Pavilion, Ground Floor, 169 Dolphin St, Coogee NSW 2034, Coogee, AUBeach to National Park Headland to Microwbrew & Greek Food Truck?!?! Absolutely.
Team, how have we not been to Botany’s microbrews? Looks like there’s a few of them with a stunning hike in between. Let’s check it out for a cracker of a Sunday session.
THE HIKE. 11kms.
Coogee Beach… we all know it. It’s a beauty. We'll meet just by Coogee Pavilion at that huge chair in the grass - it's actually a sculpture called "The Impressionists' Seat"... hiking along beautiful Coogee Beach. South Coogee turns a bit more tranquil with gorgeous cliff views and crazy-beautiful homes. We’ll twist and turn to Maroubra Rocks and Beach… looooovely spots. The rockpool at Maroubra is one of the prettiest on the coast. To Malabar Headland we goooooooooo! I don’t think I’ve ever done it, and it looks a treat. Around to Malabar Beach then a 1km neighbourhood walk to the bus, and One Drop Brewing Co. is close (if you have to leave after the hike, that’s understandable – it’s Sunday after all).Botany has quite a few microwbrews (who knew), and One Drop is super excited to host us. I’ve chosen this one ‘cause Avli Greek Food Truck will be on site… who doesn’t love a beer and gyro post hike! Yes. A perfect Sunday Session. The 309 bus is close by and drops at Redfern.
THE OTHER STUFF
a) Be on time. If you’re late? Catch up. Please don't call, message. Just catch up.
b) $10 Cash or PayID.
c) Fitness matters here. Sure, the pubs sound great, but we are hiking in National Park. Be prepared.
d) Honour your RSVP. No shows get banned from the group. I put my credit card down for a reservation – your reservation.
e) Bring mates, dates, etc...
f) JOIN OUR WHATSAPP GROUP HEREIn pressing the “Attend” button for this hike, you acknowledge that:
a) You are healthy and fit to complete the hike describe;
b) You have read and will follow NSW National Parks Bushwalking Safety Guidelines for this hike;
c) You have no chronic / underlying health issues that deter you from completing this hike;
d) You understand your host is just that – your host, not a professional hiker – and that you and you alone are responsible for your hiking health, safety, and wellness;
e) You’ve been advised to download the “Emergency Plus App” and
f) You’ve been advised to obtain individual hiking insurance from 1Cover.
g) Over 60yrs old, and new to the group? Awesome! Send me a note first please - let's chat about your hiking experience and fitness.6 attendees
Wedding Cake Rock, Beaches & Wine. 17kms Royal National Park Coast Hike!
Cronulla, Cronulla St., Beach Park Ave., Sydney, AUFirst hike of Spring! The Royal National Park... It’s been a while for our group, so let’s get back into it with a fuckin’ delightful, moderately challenging hike in the 2nd oldest National Park in the world! And if you’ve never been to The RNPark… well, this is THE perfect intro session to tempt the taste buds. Then? You’ll want more. Believe it.
THE HIKE.
The Bundeena Ferry. It’s the oldest ferry in Sydney (+85yrs), and you’re gonna love this “Little Engine that Could” (my favourite book that Mom used to read to me) experience to start off the day to our hike start...
Little Jibbon Beach. Wow. A stunning beach stroll surrounded by National Park.
Jibbon Head & The Royal National Park Coastal Hike. It starts here… perfect views. Whales. Beautiful coastline in the 2nd oldest National Park in the world.
Wedding Cake Rock. You’ve seen the photos. Now see it in person. It’s pretty damn cool.
Marley Beach & Little Marley Beach. Two loooooovely beaches. We’ll stop at Little Marley for views, snacks, and a rest before turning around.
Bundeena is a gorgeous little town… Quiet. Artsy. It’s a one of a kind place in Sydney.The distance… 10.30kilometres from Bundeena to Little Marley Beach, and it’s 6.75 kilometres (smaller map pic) back as we take a shortcut up the ass-end of Bundeena to get to the beers / food more quickly!
Timing... we meet at 915am at the Cronulla Ferry Wharf (5min walk from train station). It's easy to find.
THE FOOD & DRINK.
Cronulla is such a cool little town… let’s find something there (no stress if you head back early on the train). Cronulla RSL Club has beautiful ocean views, and the town’s Corso has endless Thai, pizza, burritos, etc… It’s Sunday, so we won’t get as loose as we normally do, but let’s “cheers” with a nice meal / beer, wine because that’s what we do!If you're thinking "Wow, that's a journey" please stop because it’s 110% worth it. I loooooove this National Park and Coastal Hike.
See you for a beauty. MJIf you hit the "Attend" button, the next step is to join our whatsapp group HERE.
THE FINER PRINT.
Cancels / No shows. Treat your RSVP like a restaurant reservation. No show / cancel on the day? That restaurant is my hiking group – you won’t be welcomed in the future. Respect and manners matter.
Safety. Let’s chat, let’s have some laughs… but let’s be safe. Let’s concentrate and enjoy Mother Nature – The RNPark deserves our attention.
Cost. $10 PayID or Cash. Please note Bundeena Ferry is extra / not part of the Opal card network.
Transport. I’ll be on the train to Cronulla. Drivers? Cronulla has free parking, but DIY research. Another option is free parking at Sutherland (when you use your Opal card), then a 15min train ride to Cronulla Station.
BYO… Pack your backpack properly. National Park hikes are real hikes. Water. One bathroom stop when we arrive in Bundeena. Extra socks. Hand towel. BandAids. Food.
Fitness. Yup. Fitness matters for this one. Real hiking.In pressing the “Attend” button for this hike, you acknowledge that:
a) You are healthy and fit to complete the hike describe;
b) You have read and will follow NSW National Parks Bushwalking Safety Guidelines for this hike;
c) You have no chronic / underlying health issues that deter you from completing this hike;
d) You understand your host is just that – your host, not a professional hiker – and that you and you alone are responsible for your hiking health, safety, and wellness;
e) You’ve been advised to download the “Emergency Plus App” and
f) You’ve been advised to obtain individual hiking insurance from 1Cover.
g) Over 60yrs old, and new to the group? Send me a note first please.9 attendees
Byron Bay. Day 1. We Explore Byron. We Hike Cape Byron!!!
Byron Bay Bluesfest, Lot 103 - 105 Pacific Highway, Tyagarah, Byron Bay, AUBYRON FAHHHHHKIN’ BAY!!! Beach Paradise. Food & Drinks Paradise. Perving Paradise. Hiking Paradise. Let’s do it as a team. 24 Hikers MAX. We’ve got a 3day plan here. Extend your stay and arrive early or stay later… up to you. But 3 days of hikes, drinks, and group fun should hit the sweet spot. Let’s gooooooooooooo.
Day 1. Friday. We Coast.
We start. 1pm, as some of you might fly in this morning. The world-famous Lighthouse Hike. Hike to the Most Easterly Point in Australia. Perfect views. Watego’s Beach, named one of the best in the world… Local dolphins to be seen daily. This hike is 10/10 beeeeeeautiful – that’s why we’re doing it twice on this trip. We'll make it a relaxing 6kms.Afternoon. Explore Byron. Check out this cool town… shopping (get a snack for Saturday’s hike). Stroll the streets or go solo for an ocean swim. Most Happy Hours start at 4pm. We’ve gotta do Beach Hotel for a few as a team! We’ll be quite charged up, so let’s get on the piss and play it by ear. Of course, we’ll have to find some food.
COST.
a) $175 pre-paid to MJ for Hinterland Day 2 bus / organising. No refunds. Sorry. Your next 5 Sydney hikes are free if you must cancel – that’s the deal we both agree to.
b) Flights as of 18 Feb on Jetstar are $57 / $69 each leg. Cheap as fucking chips. We start hiking at 1pm on Friday. Arrive earlier if you fancy! Stay later if you want! Drive if you want.
c) Please Google Glen Villa Resort... right in town. Super cheap / almost backpacker prices for your own little hut. Just a thought.ENERGY.
Bring it. The itinerary for Days 1-3 doesn’t sound it – but it’s A LOT. This will be an active, fucking fun, full-on 3 days. You might need a holiday from the holiday… or just stay on an extra day of relaxation. I’m gonna do just that and do the Lighthouse Hike again with a beach lunch on Monday.HOTELS.
Feel free to book your own. From hostels to mid to luxury – Byron has it all. Message me if you have a question – I know the town well / many properties. Glen Villa seems super affordable and meets our “Clean, comfy, close to town” requirement.THE BYRON BAY GROUP.
This event is for 20 hikers min. 24 hikers max. 1 March to get this 100% booked or at that time I’ll delete it – assume people aren’t keen.All admin / itinerary stuff will be discussed on whatsapp. Join it:
BYRON BAY WHATSAPP GROUP.My goodness this will be fun. MJ
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