Opening Statements

A throughly unserious debate club, everyone will be given a topic and their stance the night before

(Suggested topics are definitely welcome and can be allocated)

Come down to sink some beers and lay down some debate knowledge, every discussion will be assigned within 24 hours of the event to give you time to prepare

Potential Topics

• Prince Harry is adopted
• LinkedIn posts are written by AI and trauma.
• No one actually understands taxes; we’re all pretending.
• Airports are a social experiment.
• Office thermostats are used to create conflict.
• The gym playlist is intentionally bad to test discipline.
• Subscription services are revenge for piracy.
• Nicholas Cage is the greatest actor of our generation

Strictly no bigots or making people uncomfortable (just don’t be a dick) this is a just for fun event, though points for getting riled up about the career of Nick Cage