Moroccan Potluck Dinner (Option A)

🍊🕌 It’s gonna be a Moroccan Potluck Spectacular! 🕌🍊

Get ready for an evening so aromatic it could summon the ghost of a 12th-century spice merchant. We’re serving up drama, dates (the fruit, not the heartbreak), and more couscous than your carb-loving soul can legally handle. If your mouth isn't weeping with joy by the third bite, did you even go to Morocco?

🧂 How to Join the Moroccan Flavor Fest:

🔥 RSVP and Commit
Reply before the spirits of past dinners come for you in the night. Lock it in. The Spice Gods are watching.

🧑‍🍳 Bring a Handmade Dish
Channel your inner Moroccan grandma and cook like you’ve got 14 hungry cousins. If the dish has ingredients you can’t pronounce, you’re doing great.

🍽 Bring Your Dish Ready to Serve
Warm it. Plate it. Pretend Gordon Ramsay is judging. Bring it done. Or be done.

🥄 Bring Your Own Serving Utensils
Don’t make us scoop couscous with a Dixie cup. If you forget, we’ll fashion one out of shame and tinfoil.

📸 Post Your Dish in the Comments Section
Save us from a lentil logjam. No repeats unless it’s baklava. Then fight for it.

⏰ Need to Cancel? Tell Us Three Days Ahead
Flake and we’ll assume you were abducted by spice traders. You’ll be assigned to “dishwasher for eternity.”

⚠️ Known Side Effects:
- A confusing new respect for goats
- Over-attachment to earthenware cookware
- Unshakable belief you were royalty in a past life

Sign up now or eat beige food forever. Come for the food, stay for the questionable dance moves.