Vietnamese Potluck Dinner (Option B)

Get ready to have your taste buds kidnapped and held for ransom. Vietnamese cuisine plays hardball: herbs that hit high notes, sauces that pull no punches, and noodles so perfect they could headline a TED Talk. Resistance is futile—and frankly, unnecessary.

How to Snag Your Boarding Pass to Flavor Paradise:

🍤 RSVP & Commit
This is not “Netflix and maybe show up.” This is “cancel your dentist appointment because the fish sauce needs you.”

🥢 Bring a Handmade Dish
If your dish doesn’t have a little of your DNA in it (figuratively, of course), it’s not handmade enough. We want the kind of food that makes people ask for the recipe, not the store receipt. Make something worth bragging about.

🍽 Bring Your Own Serving Utensils
Otherwise, we’ll be digging into your dish with a gardening trowel from the shed. It’s not a good look.

📝 Post Your Dish in the Comments Section
Otherwise, we’ll be staring at a buffet of nothing but shrimp spring rolls, wondering where it all went wrong.

🚨 Need to cancel? Tell us three days ahead of time
If you ghost us, we’ll assume you were abducted by rival dinner clubs and send a rescue mission armed with ladles.

Known Side Effects:
🥢 Getting your eyebrows shaped into perfect little chopsticks.
👑 Demanding that your family refer to you exclusively as “Emperor of Fish Sauce.”
😭 Crying uncontrollably when someone mentions “instant ramen.”

Greatness doesn’t knock twice, but it will slurp loudly until you answer. RSVP today and claim your rightful seat at the table of destiny.