Ethiopian Potluck Dinner - Option B

Roll up those sleeves and get those fingers ready - we’re eating with our bare hands! Gather, brave adventurers of taste, for a journey into the saucy underworld of Ethiopian delight. Expect stews so rich they pay taxes. Forks have been banished. Flavor rules now.

Buffet Rules for the Bold and the Barehanded:

🍽️ RSVP & Commit
This is not a casual nibble. This is a hands-first, spice-forward declaration of culinary passion. If you’re unsure, step aside and let the stew-slingers through.

🧑‍🍳 Bring a Handmade Dish
Only dishes that required chopping, simmering, and maybe one emotional breakdown will be admitted. It doesn’t need to be perfect – just lovingly made. Flavor > finesse.

🥄 Bring Your Own Serving Utensils
Without a serving utensil, your dish will be demoted to “abstract visual centerpiece.” It’s a potluck, not an art exhibit. Help us eat it.

💬 Post Your Dish in the Comments Section
We can’t survive another “Attack of the Twin Stews” situation. Let us know what you’re bringing so we don’t all show up with slightly different lentils wearing the same outfit.

📅 Need to cancel? Tell us three days ahead of time
Otherwise, your empty seat will be filled with judgment and passive-aggressive hummus. We’ll be forced to say things like “Maybe they got lost in the spice aisle.” Don’t make us lie with lentils.

⚠️ Known Side Effects:
🍴 Spontaneously referring to forks as “the colonizer’s tongs.”
🗣️ Sudden fluency in a language made entirely of stew moans.
🕵️ Filing a missing persons report for your sense of self-control.

✋ The buffet of destiny is assembling. Sign up now and become the legend your spice rack always knew you could be. The injera is ready. Are you?