"Holiday Favs" Dinner (Option A)

Deck the halls with boughs of gravy - it’s time to revisit those holiday feasts that made you feel as warm and cozy as Grandma’s wool socks (before she knitted them way too tight).

We’re calling on all culinary elves to whip up your most beloved holiday favorites. Whether it’s that weird but wonderful Jell-O salad, the ultimate cheesy casserole, or Aunt Betty’s infamous 5-layer dessert tower of sugar, we want it on our festive table! And trust us, the higher the nostalgia, the tastier the feast.

Entry Rules for the Feast-ival:

🎅 RSVP & Commit
If you’re still on the fence, please climb down before someone turns it into firewood for the roast. This event is for the food-faithful only.

🍰 Bring a Handmade Dish
Nothing says “holiday spirit” like flour in your hair and a kitchen that looks like a snowstorm hit it. We want from-scratch masterpieces - no shortcuts, no store tags.

🥄 Bring Your Own Serving Utensils
No one wants to see you ladling mac and cheese with a coffee mug again. Bring your own tools and serve with dignity (and fewer stains).

📝 Post Your Dish in the Comments Section
Nothing kills a potluck faster than five identical green bean casseroles. Save us all - declare your dish before it’s déjà stew.

🎄 Need to cancel? Tell us three days ahead of time
If you vanish without notice, we’ll dedicate your seat to an imaginary guest named “Flaky McFlakerson.” Don’t be that person - give us a heads-up.

💥 Known Side Effects:
🍩 Waking up with frosting in your hair and a newfound respect for gravy.
🥧 Describing all your emotions exclusively in baking terms (“I’m feeling undercooked today”).
🌿 Developing an uncontrollable urge to garnish everything with parsley - including your coffee.

You can’t spell “Santa” without “RSVP” — well, you can, but then he swaps your presents for a fruitcake and a strongly worded note about commitment. Click that button and make the man in red proud.