"Holiday Favs" Dinner (Option B)

🎅 Buckle up, buttercup - Santa’s trading his sleigh for a gravy boat.

Bring your most treasured holiday dish - the one that defined your childhood table and probably your cholesterol levels. This is your chance to redeem Grandma’s “experimental” Jell-O loaf or Aunt Marge’s “festive” shrimp aspic mold that still haunts the family refrigerator.

🎄 How to Get on Santa’s Supper List:

🎁 RSVP & Commit
Wafflers get coal. Serious eaters get stuffing. Choose wisely.

🍰 Bring a Handmade Dish
Your dish should be born, not bought. Pull out the old family recipe cards, dust off the rolling pin, and cook like Aunt Martha’s watching (because she probably is).

🥄 Bring Your Own Serving Utensils
Because nothing says “holiday panic” like ten people using one ladle. Bring your own and keep the gravy flowing smoothly.

📝 Post Your Dish in the Comments Section
Otherwise, we’ll have enough mashed potatoes to spackle the roof. Do your part for buffet diversity.

🎄 Need to cancel? Tell us three days ahead of time
No-shows are automatically enrolled in Santa’s Reindeer Poop Subscription Box. Avoid the mess - communicate your exit plan.

💥 Known Side Effects:
🎅 Believing tinsel counts as a vegetable serving.
🎁 Using wrapping paper as a legitimate tablecloth choice.
🍷 Believing mulled wine counts as hydration.

Santa’s sleigh is idling in the driveway. Hop aboard this gravy-powered adventure before your seat gets reassigned to Rudolph.