Indonesian Potluck Dinner (Option B)

Indonesian food is what happens when restraint takes the night off. Coconut milk, chilies, and sauces stack themselves into glorious excess, daring you to keep up. Expect dishes that are rich, deeply flavorful, and completely uninterested in being described as “light” or “refreshing.”

How to get in on the Delicious Madness:

🔥 RSVP & Commit
If you are “maybe” curious, this is not your moment. This dinner is for people who are definitely coming and already thinking about what pan they will use.

🍳 Bring a Handmade Dish
Please bring a homemade Indonesian dish you cooked yourself. The process should include chopping, sweating, and wondering why you chose this recipe. If you never consider ordering pizza instead, you did not go far enough.

🥄 Bring Your Own Serving Utensils
Without utensils, things get very communal very quickly. Let us keep the vibes warm and the logistics smooth. A spoon solves many problems.

📝 Post Your Dish in the Comments Section
This keeps the table from accidentally becoming a themed shrine. Multiple identical dishes look planned, even when they are not. Coordination preserves plausible deniability.

⏰ Need to cancel? Tell us three days ahead of time
When someone disappears, the seating chart feels betrayed. Extra food appears and trust erodes. A message prevents this tragedy.

⚠️ Known Side Effects:
🔥 Calling simple meals “cowardly” for no clear reason.
🧐 Staring into your spice cabinet like it owes you answers.
🛒 Considering buying ingredients in quantities that concern loved ones.

Commit today and let fate guide you gently toward glorious homemade chaos. Greatness prefers people who click decisively.