Chinese Potluck Dinner (Option B)

This potluck unleashes Chinese food at a volume normally reserved for jet engines. Noodles flail. Dumplings tremble. Sauces spread with alarming enthusiasm. Every dish shows up overconfident, overqualified, and fully prepared to overwhelm you while politely insisting this is what balance looks like.

🥢 Guidelines for Responsible Overindulgence:

🔥 RSVP & Commit
Uncertainty pairs poorly with soy sauce. Only RSVP if your yes is loud and unwavering.

👩‍🍳 Bring a Handmade Dish
This means made by you, in your kitchen, with real ingredients and real consequences. There should be at least one moment of panic and a brief stare into the fridge. If cooking felt calm and controlled, something has gone terribly wrong.

🥄 Bring Your Own Serving Utensils
Serving tools help your dish live its best life. Without them, it sits quietly while people think too much. No dish deserves that.

📝 Post Your Dish in the Comments Section
This is how we avoid the table asking, collectively, “Why is there so much of this.” Let’s plan responsibly.

📆 Need to cancel? Tell us three days ahead of time
When someone disappears, plates stare back at us blankly. It is unsettling.

⚠️ Known Side Effects:
🍜 Apologizing to noodles before eating them.
🌫️ Believing steam is a personality trait.
🔥 Suddenly trusting anyone who owns a wok.

Commit now so fate can stop hovering nervously. It smells incredible already.