Soups & Stews Potluck Dinner (Option B)

It started innocently enough - one potluck, one cauldron, one evening of unreasonably good soups and stews. But the spirits are greedy and the coven is hungry, and now here we are again. Round Two of the Soups & Stews Potluck has been summoned. Your scratch-made offering is once again required. Eye of newt remains optional. Your presence does not.

📜 THE SECOND SCROLL OF SACRED TEXTS

🔮 RSVP & Commit

The spirits have a finite number of chairs. If you're not truly coming, release your spot back into the universe and step away from the button.

🧙 Bring a Handmade Dish

Your offering must be born in your own kitchen, from actual ingredients, using your own two mortal hands. The cauldron can detect a Trader Joe's shortcut from three covens away.

🥄 Bring Your Own Beverage & Serving Utensils

Arrive armed with your own ladle, serving spoon, and something to drink. The cauldron is not a bar. The cauldron is not a utensil drawer. The cauldron has enough going on.

💬 Declare Your Dish in the Comments

Post your dish below before the gathering so the oracle can prepare. We welcome all soups. We celebrate all stews. We simply cannot emotionally survive another surprise minestrone standoff.

🗓️ Need to Cancel? Three Days' Notice

Life happens. The spirits understand. But please notify the high council at least three days ahead - they are ancient, powerful, and deeply stressed about portion sizes.
The cauldron is relit. The coven is hungry. Come make magic. 🔥🥣

⚠️ WARNING: Known Side Effects of Attending:
- Existential broth philosophy - at least one attendee per event has been overheard asking "but what IS soup, really?" No one has answered satisfactorily.
- Involuntary ladle acquisition - attendees have reported returning home with up to three ladles they did not arrive with. No one knows how.
- Pyromaniac tendencies toward your stovetop - you will go home and immediately start simmering something. At 10pm. On a Tuesday.