Thanksgiving for Orphans and Vagrants (Pajamas Not Included)

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UPDATE: Some drunk told me they didn't want to have to get dressed up to go out. I replied they could wear their pajamas. As soon as I said that, I realized that would be much more relaxed so I will be in my pajamas. Feel free to where whatever you like.

Update 2: We will have vegan dishes available. Please send me a text if you are vegan so I make sure to have enough

We did this pre-covid and it worked really well. Post Covid, it has failed miserably. I am going to try one more time.

You mutant turkey/cat hybrids masquerading as humans deserve family and friends that want you around. And I love every one of you. Seriously! Every time I look at one of you I think "Awwww, aren't you special."

I have an office that has a community room and I have rented that for Thanksgiving. All you have to bring is your beverage of choice.

Menu as follows

• Turkey Breast
• Cornbread Stuffing (vegetarian)
• Dinner rolls and cornbread
• Mashed potatoes
• White cheese mac and cheese
• Yellow cheese mac and cheese
• Green Bean casserole
• Sweet potato casserole
• Vegan Turkey with vegan stuffing and cranberry relish
• Vegan Lentil Soup
• Vegan green beans
• Vegan cinnamon apples
• Pumpkin pie
• Apple Pie