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If you want a response from me you have to text/call the DudeistJon helpline at 513-99-HAPPY
Did you know if you say my name three times really fast I will NOT show up in your bathroom.
I won't do it. I absolutely refuse to magically appear in any strangers bathroom or bedroom because that would be creepy.
You dudes and Maudes know I will do a lot to amuse myself but I have to draw a line somewhere. In the words of the immortal Meatloaf...
But I just won't do that.
Have you ever wondered what a guy named "Meatloaf" wouldn't do? That had to be some seriously weird sh_t.
REAL TALK - If I had the ability to magically appear anywhere it would be somewhere cool like on a train car along the Trans-Mongolian Railway or the Living Root Bridge in Meghalaya. Not in your lame _ss bedroom. You probably don't have a swing or even ostrich feathers in there.
I digress. I am going to see the BeetleJuice sequel 36 years in the making. Planning meetups I can handle but I had to use a calculator to figure that out.
There is a fair chance this movie will suck because sequels usually do. I am also of the option that the longer they wait, the more they suck. I am still excited about it because I have a boyish charm and exuberance that allows me to get excited about stupid sh_t.
I need you to come so at least we have the experience of shared misery.