He-Man Woman Haters Club

If you have any comments/questions or thoughts, please DO NOT post them here. Call/text the DudeistJon Helpline at 513-99-HAPPY

First of all, we don't really hate women. This is a reference to a gag from the 1920s Little Rascals movies. Alfalfa was president and he did not hate women. He loved Darla. It was just a name. If you are \offended by this name, don't come. People being different is part of what makes the world beautiful. We don't have to agree. I understand not everyone has a sense of humor and I will make fun of you in a respectful way.

I have often had women say that they wished there were female only events. I am physically excluded from hosting those events. I have tried but cannot find a woman to host them in my place. Tonight a guy said "I wish we had events just for guys." That I can make happen.

This is a guys making PLATONIC male friends event. Anyone who identifies as male is welcome. If you are concerned about the plumbing of the guy sitting next to you, don't come.

Think of this as a support group for guys without all of the stupid hippy shit. We are going to hang out, talk, drink, throw darts at each other and do whatever we want. We will have a secret handshake. There will probably be farting.

I picked this date so Steve The Cop could come so if he doesn't show up we will rob something to teach him a lesson.

We are moving this month because Salem Gardens changed. It is clean now and they got rid of the Jackalope because "it was dusty". Also the service sucked.

NO GURLZ ALLOWED