Vinyl Warehouse Sale

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When I first saw this advertised I hoped it was going to be a sale of tight fitting vinyl onesies. An outfit like that would make it easy for people to find me at events.

Maybe I would get lucky and meet a Catwoman there. We would go on dates and fall in love. We would do things with ostrich feathers. She would bake me so many brownies I would need the big box of the good Godiva brownie mix from Costco.

Eventually she would get jealous of my spending all my time at MeetUps and I would have to make a choice. Do I want someone adventurous enough to meet a guy at a vinyl clothing sale and go sailing with him? Or do I want my closest relationship to be with Kenough?

It would be a hard decision. I think Gina would do an excellent job of replacing me as the leader of this group. Granted, most of the events would be brunches but I would still show up when I was allowed. You would all have missed me greatly and I would feel loved.

Well, you don't have to worry about any of that actually happening because I found out this is a vinyl record sale. As in albums. It is being held by Plaid Room Records which is a cool place that I really want to officiate a wedding at someday.

They are advertising that they will have over 100,000 albums for sale. I am going early because I want to find a copy of Richard Harris's 1968 album "A Tramp Shining".

If you want to join me, sign up.