Patchouli and Protest Signs: A Yellow Springs Festival

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Calling all free spirits, toe ring collectors, and herbal tea philosophers. The Yellow Springs Street Festival is back, and it's funkier than a kombucha keg left out in the sun.

Join us for a day of handcrafted tie-dye, interpretive dance circles that may or may not have a plot, and enough incense to summon a 1970s flashback.

Bring your tambourine. Bring your chakras. Bring your open mind and possibly your open relationship because if you are into women who don't shave their armpits, this is the place.

There will be food trucks serving things like lentil fusion tacos and oat milk lattes. There will be drum circles that last longer than your last relationship. There will be a guy named Moonlight who insists you call him Moonlight.

So grab your sandals, your reusable water bottle, and your most colorful opinions. We'll see you there. Or not. Time is a construct.

Warning: you may hear me saying the phrase "damn dirty hippies" a lot