Indian Food Treatments For Loneliness

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Are you one of the millions of Americans whose Christmas plans have fallen through?

Do you find yourself feeling unloved, unwanted, and generally like an orphan?

If so the DudeistJon Family Replacement Center may be for you.

DudeistJon and his unprofessionally trained friends will endeavor to make you feel like one of our family.

This works so well we are making it an annual thing. We will be treating our patients at the most excellent Ammas Indian buffet. It is an all-vegetarian restaurant. I am not a veghead but I still love Kumar and the stuff his family makes for us.

I know the owner personally so I am going to call him and ask him to reserve space for us. They don't normally do this so if I save you a spot, you better show up

Please update your RSVP if you cannot make it. If I save you a seat and you don't show, I am going to be salty.

Treatments are $16 plus tax. They close at 3:00 so show up early enough to eat until you are sick.