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Hey Meetup People, let’s invade one of Malibu’s best hidden beach El Matador State Beach. The city has made it impossible to find adequate parking (screw the city officials), but I have found a great spot to park our cars. We will then hike 3 miles out, walk around the beach, explore the sea cave, have a small pot luck, and then return to our cars. Here is a link to a YouTube video that shows you what to expect on this beach (https://youtu.be/ImXPnppGziw). I will also upload some photos so you can get a sense of what to expect. So join me on this adventure, because I promise you this will be more exciting than feeding the ducks at the zoo.

Goal #1: Arrive at the Official Meetup Spot
Goal #2: Hike to El Matador (3 miles out)
Goal #3: Walk around the beach
Goal #4: Explore the sea caves
Goal #5: Have a small pot luck
Goal #6: Return to our cars. (3 miles back)
*You can always Uber it back

Person in charge:
-Your fearless leader: Nestor Q.
-“Meetup would feel so empty without me.”-Eminem

Driving to the event:
-Type in “Leo Carrillo State Park” or “35000 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu”
-Or copy and paste these coordinates (34.04544° N, 118.93322° W)
-Plenty of free street parking (I will do this one)
-Just look out for any shady/ misleading “No parking” signs.
-Or $12/ day to use their parking lot. (Parking lot closes at 10pm)

The Official Meetup Spot
-I will upload a photo of where I will be waiting
-Look out for Lifeguard Tower #1
-I will be walking around that tower (I don’t want to piss off the lifeguard lol)
-Best way to find this tower is to copy and paste these coordinates (34.04544° N, 118.93322° W)

I will upload the following documents:
(a) The Official Plan of Action
(b) The Official Checklist
(c) List of people banned from my events
(d) Photo of the Official Meetup Spot

What to bring:
-A positive attitude (mandatory)
-Comfortable walking shoes
-A lunch, drink, snacks
-A light sweater (in case it’s windy and cold)
-Sunscreen
-No alcohol allowed, but be very discreet about it (I won’t tell anyone)
-A beach chair for lounging around
-A towel
-No dogs allowed

-Save the date more details to come out
-Long live this meetup group
-We need more Meetup organizers - sign up today.
-You’re not alone, you just haven’t met the right people.
-Nostradamus had a vision of this event when he took his hot girlfriend to the beach back in 1588 A.D.
-Share the event with your friends, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, Zoom pals, roommates, mailman, Instagram followers, bartender, bank teller, waiter, hair stylist/ barber, Starbucks barista, TikTok followers, step-brothers and step-sisters, cashier, pets, cousins, exes, etc.

Past meetup performance is not indicative of future results

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