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The grill is lit, the cups are set, and Abiah is ready to host the most patriotic ladies' gathering since the founding mothers decided they'd had enough of everyone's nonsense. Come celebrate America the right way: with good food, wildly inappropriate games, a brand new deck that will absolutely not collapse when a banger hits the speaker, excellent company, and absolutely zero fireworks.

How do you get in on this action? Read on, girl!

  • Bring ONE of the following (pick your lane)
  • A side dish - Salad (potato, pasta, good old lettuce!), chips & dip, corn on the cob — if it goes with a burger, bring it.
    A dessert - Brownies, fruit salad, cookies, a flag cake you're irrationally proud of — all accepted.
  • A pitcher drink - Sangria, lemonade with a twist, margaritas, sweet tea with ambitions — bring enough to share.
  • A round of shots - Pick a theme, pick a vibe. enough for the group — we're classy like that.

Abiah's got you covered on the basics:

  1. Paper plates, napkins, and all the dinnerware you need — no one's doing dishes tonight
  2. Pitcher drink #1 — boozy, delicious, and thoroughly patriotic
  3. Pitcher drink #2 — mocktail edition — just as festive, zero proof, and made with love for our sober sisters. Everyone deserves a good drink.
  4. HAMBURGERS, HOT DOGS, BUNS, CONDIMENTS, PICKLES OH MY - There will also be gluten free and meatless options.

RULES OF THE ROAD:

Two dogs on the premises. They are enthusiastic, they will find your food, and they are completely unapologetic about it. If you have allergies, please plan accordingly and give us a heads-up.
One 23-year-old son also on the premises. He is a known quantity. Please be aware in case of allergies.
Leave at home: fireworks (neighbors, ears, sanity, and we don't want to burn down the wilderness), bad vibes (we're off-duty), and drama (she took the summer off). Good energy, snacks, and your competitive beer pong and/or cards against humanity face are strongly encouraged.
Parking: Just please don't block my neighbors into their driveways, anywhere else is fair game.

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