Parade of Horribles Discussion & Dungeon Crawler Carl Trivia

Important:

If you arrive at 6 pm, you WILL BE SUBJECT TO SPOILERS.

Trivia starts at 7:30 and will be safe even if you aren't caught up (if you don't know, you don't know).

We are also making plans for an outside pop-up, in case you need to continue your book 8 discussion.

Affiliated Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/mongoisappalled

NEW ACHIEVEMENT!

You read a book about a cat. You have developed an unhealthy tendency to discuss this series with people who did not ask. You are now seeking others who will tolerate it.

Statistically, this indicates:
- poor decision-making
- questionable survival instincts
- a deeply concerning willingness to identify with a talking cat
But hey. You’re still alive. For now.

NEW QUEST: “Brave the Outside World”

You must navigate Atlanta traffic, locate a designated gathering zone, and initiate conversation with other humans.

Failure conditions include:
- turning around “because parking looked hard”
- sitting in your car scrolling instead of entering
- making eye contact and immediately leaving
Completion is not guaranteed.

🎁 REWARD?

You’ve received:

• The chance to meet your internet “friends” in real life
• Heated, unnecessary debates about your favorite Mordecai

If you are currently asking, “What is a Mordecai?”... This event is not for you.

HUGE THANK YOU TO VIKING ALCHEMIST MEADERY FOR OFFICIALLY HOSTING US. YES, I AM YELLING CARL.

📍 EVENT DETAILS
Dungeon Location: Viking Alchemist Meadery
Date: Thursday, June 18th
Time: 6:00 PM for Book 8 Discussion, 7:30 for Trivia Night

⚠️ ADDITIONAL NOTES
- You are not special
- You will not break the system
- But you might survive long enough to complain about it

Good luck, crawler.

You’re going to need it.