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🧙‍♂️ Brompton Cemetery Open Day Social Mixer with Joe the Broomless Witch! 🌟

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🧙‍♂️ Brompton Cemetery Open Day Social Mixer with Joe the Broomless Witch! 🌟

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# 🧙‍♂️ Brompton Cemetery Open Day Social Mixer with Joe the Broomless Witch! 🌟

Join us for a hilariously spooky Social Mixer at the Friends of Brompton Cemetery Open Day on Sunday, 7th September 2025! 🎉 Our host, Joe, a comedian moonlighting as a broomless witch (he claims his broom’s at the cleaners!), will lead our group from the main gates (Old Brompton Road entrance) at 11:30am. Expect a day of laughs, quirky adventures, and new friends in this delightfully eerie setting! 😜
What to Expect:

  • 🦅 Birds of Prey talks at 11:30 & 2:30—Joe might try to befriend a falcon for a new “broom”! 🦅
  • 🐝 Buzz over to the Brompton Bees stall for local honey—Joe swears it’s magic potion! 🍯
  • 🚲 Hop on free pedicab rides all day—because even witches need a lift without a broom! 😅
  • 🎨 Get your face painted (donations welcome) and shop for handmade soaps, jewellery, and more. Joe’s eyeing a sparkly witch hat! 🛍️
  • 🌳 Join guided tours like the Tree Walk, Symbols Tour, or Scent Stroll to uncover the cemetery’s secrets. Joe might “hex” a headstone for extra drama! (£5 tickets, book early!) 🪦
  • 🍰 Feast on pies, cakes, and ice cream—Joe insists the café’s scones are bewitched! 🥐
  • 👥 Mingle in our gender-balanced group for a fun, inclusive vibe as we explore with Joe’s comedic witchy flair.

**Why Join Us?**This isn’t just any meetup—Joe’s broomless witch antics will keep you in stitches as we wander through Brompton Cemetery’s historic charm! From spooky stories to quirky stalls, it’s a magical day to connect and laugh. Perfect for history buffs, nature lovers, or anyone craving a good chuckle! 😂
Details:

  • 📍 Location: Main gates North entrance, Brompton Cemetery (Old Brompton Road, London SW5 9JE). we will wait for 15 mins before going in.
  • 🎟️ Cost: Free entry to the event; some tours require £5 tickets
  • ⚖️ Note: Gender balancing enforced for a diverse, friendly group.

Don’t let Joe’s broomless curse stop you—RSVP for a spellbinding day of fun and connection! ✨ Learn more about the event

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