5/5 Cupid is a Pr*ck: Narwhal/Boner Trail
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We’ve saved the worst for last in this final trail of the Anti-Val series. We will take the last remains of self-love from you and replace it with shitty trail beer. Experience what a Narwhal Boner can do to (for?) you.
This is 2 trails in 1. Narwhals H3 and Skull & Boners H3 together for parts of the trail and split for others. Expect a shit show because, well, fuck it all to hell. Dress in your best (or worst) Anti-Val goth-y get-up.
• Hares: Not Flick, Not Hurl
• Time: 12:30pm
• Location: 13 Deborah Lane, Farmington, CT – Park in the cul-de-sac
• Checks: More checks than miles
• Shiggy: Light Boner (lots of prickles, dense brush, challenging muddy/wet terrain) for Narwhal and full Boner for well, duh Boner part (the previous description plus submerged up to your waist or chest, trudging through a swamp).
• Doggable: Adventure dogs that stay on the Narwhal sections
• Hash Cash: $10 – includes Anti-Val gimme.
• On-After: Town & Country Pizza Restaurant. 685 Farmington Ave, New Britain, CT 06053
Dry bag or die! Bring a full set of dry clothes & shoes to change out after trail. Lots of poison ivy vines so I would recommend gloves.