About us
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## Offline Humans | Melbourne’s Single Professionals & Social Connection Hub | LGBT Friendly
Welcome to Offline Humans — a Melbourne-based community for single professionals who believe connection goes beyond swipes and screens. 🌏
We’re not just about dating (though love sometimes happens).
We’re about real human connection — through shared experiences, good conversations, and being part of something bigger than another group chat.
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### What We’re About
Offline Humans is a community for curious, open-minded people who enjoy meeting others offline — the old-fashioned way: through laughter, conversation, and doing things together.
Our events are designed for professionals, creatives, entrepreneurs, and explorers who want to connect with like-minded people in a relaxed, genuine way.
💬 We host:
- 🌿 Social Mixers & Gatherings – meet new people in a friendly, no-pressure environment.
- 💼 Networking & Entrepreneurship Nights – share ideas, find collaborators, and get inspired.
- 🧗♀️ Outdoor Adventures – hiking, picnics, and weekend getaways.
- 🏸 Active Meetups – badminton, pickleball, and casual sports to connect while you move.
- 🍷 Lifestyle & Culture Nights – creative workshops, conversation salons, and “slow life” sessions.
And yes — sometimes, you might even find a spark along the way. 💘
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### Who We Welcome
Anyone who’s:
✨ Single, but not defined by it.
✨ Curious about life, people, and new experiences.
✨ Looking to make real friendships or connections — romantic or otherwise.
✨ Open to diverse communities — LGBTQ+, multicultural, multilingual.
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### Our Philosophy
We believe connection is a skill — and it’s one worth practicing.
Every time you show up, introduce yourself, or share an idea, you’re helping rewire how humans connect.
This is your space to:
💡 Practice presence.
💬 Enjoy meaningful conversations.
🌿 Build community — offline.
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### Join Us
We host events across Melbourne, from laneway bars to hidden rooftops and lush parks.
Come curious, not perfect.
Bring your stories, your ideas, and maybe a sense of humor. 😄
Upcoming events
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Early Valentine | Slow Dating | Confident Women & Established Men |39–59
Paradise Alley, 25 Easey Street Collingwood, Victoria, AUWe’re back! 🚀
If you’re reading this, chances are you’re not just after small talk and swipes.
We’re not products on a dating app. There are no algorithms here, just proper hellos and a bit of good old-fashioned eye contact.
After some remodification, Slow Dating 2.0 is back after several requests! Thank you for your patience and support. It means a lot to us! 💞
If you never heard of us, no worries! We welcome new people and souls! 🐢### 💫 Who is this event for?
This session is thoughtfully curated for singles aged 43–59.
We believe romance doesn’t belong to one age group — it evolves.
With experience comes confidence, depth, emotional intelligence, and a clearer sense of what truly matters.
This is dating for people who know themselves, value meaningful conversation, and are ready for connection that feels grounded and real.
GET YOUR TICKET HERE 👉👉 👉**YOUR TICKET** 👈👈👈### Venue Partner: Paradise Alley
We’re taking over one of Melbourne’s most romantically lit and character-filled bars.
Think:- Warm, low lighting
- Intimate lounge seating and cosy corners
- A relaxed, slightly sexy atmosphere where conversations linger
- Even a pool table in the background — casual, playful, unpretentious
Paradise Alley feels like the kind of place where time slows down, guards come down, and genuine connection feels natural — not forced. Perfect for a Slow Dating experience.
### So how does it work?
At slow dating events, you will have more time AND multiple chances to build some more connections with the ones you are interested in.
🍹 You can claim your welcome drink when you arrive.
🗣 One-on-one rotations to spark conversations with your handpicked matches.
🎴 Conversation cards are provided if you need.
🤙Private matching system—no awkward rejections on the spot :) You will be notified of your matches afterwards.### 💞 What we focus on at Slow Dating
👥 Intimate experiences — limited numbers, because quality matters more than quantity
🎟️ Unrushed dating — the pace is slow, but tickets tend to go fast
💬 Real conversations — no pressure, no performance, just presenceIf you’re ready to step away from the apps and into something more human, this might just be your kind of afternoon.
1 attendee
Valentine’s Offline | Slow Dating | Women 90s+ · Men 85s+ |Fitzroy
Triple U cafe & bar, 360 Brunswick street, Fitzroy, Melbourne, AUWe’re back! 🚀
If you’re reading this, chances are you’re not just after small talk and swipes.
We’re not products on a dating app. There are no algorithms here, just proper hellos and a bit of good old-fashioned eye contact.
After some remodification, Slow Dating 2.0 is back after several requests! Thank you for your patience and support. It means a lot to us! 💞
If you never heard of us, no worries! We welcome new people and souls! 🐢🌸 Attendee Profile
Women tend to register from their late 20s to 30s,
and men join from a slightly wider age range, creating great variety in conversations.
GET YOUR TICKET HERE 👉👉 👉GET YOUR TICKET 👈👈👈### Introducing our newest venue partner: Triple U
We are taking over one of Melbourne’s most romantically lit bars, perfect for spontaneous connections and conversations that flow smoother than the Japanese sake.
### So how does it work?
At slow dating events, you will have more time AND multiple chances to build some more connections with the ones you are interested in.
🍹 You can claim your welcome drink when you arrive.
🗣 One-on-one rotations to spark conversations with your handpicked matches.
🎴 Conversation cards are provided if you need.
🤙Private matching system—no awkward rejections on the spot :) You will be notified of your matches afterwards.At Slow Dating, we focus on building real connections by
👥 Keeping it intimate—a limited number of participants are accepted because we focus on quality, not quantity.
🎟️ The dating may be a bit slow, but tickets sell fast!1 attendee
Past events
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