Get some country food at Cracker Barrel and be social

look, I just really want some country ham and biscuits. So I am going to get some and you are free to join me and watch your blood pressure skyrocket from eating a pound of salt. Be sure to hydrate first. Like its a marathon.

And if you are wondering why everyone in the picture is afraid, its because, while they are very excited for biscuits and gravy, so excited in fact that they are trying not to go insane with excitement because if they get too excited the barrel man might put them in the barrel and then they will be turned into kitsch that goes on the wall (that's where all the cracker barrel kitsch comes from), so even though they are excited to the point of madness they have to hide it or else they go on the wall. In case you were wondering.