Lunch at Rivers in Yarrambat

## 🛍️☕ Resist the Shop… Head Straight to the Café! ☕🛍️

Lunch at Rivers of Yarrambat – A Test of Willpower
Melbourne Women’s Over 50 Friendship Group – Northern Branch
Ladies, this is not just a lunch…
This is a discipline exercise. 😌
We’re meeting at Rivers of Yarrambat Café — but first, you must pass the ultimate challenge:
👉 Walk past the store
👉 Do NOT look left
👉 Do NOT look right
👉 Do NOT think, “I’ll just have a quick browse…”
Straight. To. The. Café.
You can shop after — when judgement is clouded and decisions are questionable 😏🛍️
📅 27th May
🕛 12:00 PM
📍 Rivers of Yarrambat Café

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### What awaits you (if you make it through):

☕ Lovely coffee to steady the nerves
🥗 Delicious lunch options
😂 Laughter, friendship, and shared tales of “I nearly went in…”
💃 A group of women all pretending they don’t already know what they’d buy

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This is a safe space…
…until someone says, “They’ve got 30% off linen.” 😳
Come for the lunch, stay for the laughs,
and try — just try — to leave with your bank balance intact.
👉 RSVP wisely — and bring your strongest willpower (or don’t 😆)